Jennifer Lopez's big ass and sideboob are still awesome. She's putting something in her water that keeps her incredibly youthful. Literally. Hormones and silicone. READ MORE

Hillary Clinton allowed Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, the honorary role of keeping her upright during a get out the vote concert in Miami. Hillary Clinton's shown a difficulty climbing stairs recently of any height greater than one step.... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez and Lin Manuel Miranda, the dude who brought historically reinterpreted musical theater to the masses at just $1800 a seat, have been working on a charity single to benefit the victims of the Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting.... READ MORE

Women's rights sells. Sex also. You really have merge the two to ride the commercial wave. People who breathlessly await shitty packaged pop music videos collectively gasped in their Twitter feeds to the stunning yet supremely tired visuals in... READ MORE

Former Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez released a new song. Boring. The catchy new auto-tuned ditty was produced by Kesha accused rapist, hit maker and star music producer Dr. Luke. Kesha has lost every significant court battle against Dr. Luke, but... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez has major bank from her entertainment career. She also owns a sugar plantation with seventy-three black Caribbean slaves you don’t hear her talk about unless she’s wasted. She’s got a gay boyfriend who agrees to use the... READ MORE

B-list actresses come out with latter day questionable lesbian credentials, the A-listers get United Nations ambassadorships for generally uplifting and vague sounding causes. Jennifer Lopez scored the coveted Advocate for Women and Girls title previously held by nobody since... READ MORE

The Internet is all in a tizzy after Jennifer Lopez was caught texting during Mariah Carey’s performance at the Billboard Music Awards. The more appropriate celebrity response is to pretend you’re watching raptly while imaging Mariah dead and you singing... READ MORE

Women with money should be able to do whatever they fuck they please just like men with money and government officials. Jennifer Lopez is going to marry her gay backup dancer in what is being reported by people who... READ MORE

Who will be the next Ford Coke Tampax American Idol? I don’t know. The most important thing is that we as a nation accept the decision and quickly ignore the winner. If they’re not penniless and ruined as a... READ MORE