Britney Spears Popozao Pump-Up and Shit Around the Web

August 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner’s topless debut, Jourdan Dunn caught topless, and more!

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Jourdan Dunn Bikinis In Barbados And Shit Around The Web

December 28, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Jourdan Dunn in a tiny bikini while on vacation to Barbados. If you could take Greyhound to the Bahamas, we’d all be there watching.

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British Chicks Seem Less White Than Usual

December 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It’s for women and men who have no interest in sports. Russell Wilson and similar anomalies aside.

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Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live here. Best party ever. Condoms are ten grand each. You’re going to want at least two. […]

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Jourdan Dunn And a Bunch of Fashion Models Topless For Lui

December 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Finally, just the magazine covers. Like muffin tops or intercourse, it’s far and away the best part of the total consumer experience. Only a European magazine could assemble a bunch of priced fashion models to take their tops off for a series of magazine covers. We have ESPN, France has progressive magazines and roll your […]

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Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

November 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fashion business is one massive ruse. It’s the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you’re paying for it yourself, but I might note that I pay for my own clothes and our rent. The entire point of […]

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Jourdan Dunn Sideboob Overshadowed by GQ Style Awards for the Mens

September 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t trust any man who tucks in his shirt without being ordered to do so by a referee. Being a slob doesn’t make you manly though being fussy and highly thoughtful over your wardrobe is dangerously akin to kneeling before a glory hole. Fashionable men do draw the attention of women, but the correlation […]

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Jourdan Dunn Was Fired By Dior Because Her Small Boobs Are Too Big

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jourdan Dunn is a 22-year old British runway model who was supposed to be appearing at yesterday’s Dior couture show in Paris, but two things got in her way of that happening – her big, ol’ boobies. Except, at 32A, her breasts aren’t exactly crushing any beer cans, yet they were still big enough to […]

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