Katy Perry might just be pulling off some secret voodoo shit. She admitted to AC Slater…er…Mario Lopez in an interview that she keeps locks of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus’ hair in her purse. It seems that the three... READ MORE

Katy Perry couldn’t figure out a better way to stick it to her Evangelical huckster parents than getting shit-faced in London, showing off her boobs, and telling the world she’s getting ready to marry a Jew. Her folks are... READ MORE

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Every time that Katy Perry talks about how much she thinks John Mayer is a genius or just speaks in general, I ask myself how we could have let this woman become a star. But then I remember tits,... READ MORE

I’ve decided to go without ever listening to another Katy Perry song. It’s like giving up the evening news, I just think it’ll make me feel less hopeless and depressed. In her new music video Roar, Katy dresses like... READ MORE

I don’t know which is worse: A) That Katy Perry showed up to the MTV Video Music Awards last night with her breasts completely covered up by the rug from a late-70s porn set, B) That Katy Perry rocked... READ MORE

John Mayer and Katy Perry are reportedly dating again, and that’s cool for both of them, because she likes being with guys who seem like massive tools and he’s a grown man still singing songs about Taylor Swift. Really,... READ MORE

Katy Perry and Russell Brand knew each other for a little more than a year before they got married in 2010, and they’d been married a little more than one year before they filed for divorce in 2011. So... READ MORE

It’s not easy being Katy Perry. I mean, yeah, it’s probably easy being rich and famous and good looking. But having grifters-for-Jesus parents who caravan the states preaching for spare cash and using you as their evidence of Satan... READ MORE

Every time I see a girl that John Mayer nailed, all I can think of is John Mayer in a sombrero and a smug smile banging them silly. I don’t really think this way about anybody else. Maybe it’s... READ MORE