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kelly brook won the bikini contest

March 30, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook spent the weekend n Barbados, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, reclaiming her title as the hottest girl on earth.  But she’s not a very good swimmer.  She’s clearly drowning in some of... READ MORE

kelly brook is forgiven

March 5, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It wouldn’t kill Kelly Brook to whore it up a little when she walks around LA, but she has 32E boobs so I forgive her.  This isn't really a problem at all.  If you're a girl with E’s, you... READ MORE

IVE GOT BAD NEWS

December 31, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook and her new boyfriend Danny Cipriani are spending the holidays in the Caribbean, and I’ve never heard of this dude until three seconds ago, but according to published reports I made up just now, he’s a homo,... READ MORE

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

August 19, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl is a mess – Go Fug Yourself has some thoughts on Katherine Heigl wearing tiny sandals, a skintight skirt, and a cheap-looking shiny satin top.  Try and guess if they’re good.  (picture source = splash news) Michael... READ MORE

KELLY BROOK IS SINGLE

April 23, 2008 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook has ended her 4 year relationship and engagement to Billy Zane.  Why?  It probably had something to do with these shorts.  The Daily Mail says… The 28-year-old has decided she is too young to marry.A source told... READ MORE

KELLY BROOK IS GOOD AT STUFF

October 19, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I get all tense through my chest whenever pictures of Kelly Brook show up, like these of her yesterday in London launching her new perfume, cleverly called "Kelly Brook".  Normally she wears clothes that fit like a band around... READ MORE

KELLY BROOK IS PERFECT

July 23, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Science has determined that British model Kelly Brook is the perfect woman and has all the scientific markers which determine what men find attractive.  Her 34E-24-34 measurements, big eyes and long dark hair make her the perfect physical specimen, according... READ MORE

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