Kelly Osbourne Tells Lady Gaga to ‘Eat My Shit’, Gaga Considers

October 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point years ago Kelly Osbourne had the bright idea to call Lady Gaga a butterface. Yes, we all see the irony. Lady Gaga’s carrot-brained junior scouts swore vengeance on Ozzy’s booze and food addled daughter and called... READ MORE

Hey, Down Here. Check Out Kelly Osbourne’s Boobs

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not much has worked for Kelly Osbourne looks wise. But if there’s one solid fall back, it’s show your tits off like you really mean it. A scraggly looking dude with a giant shlong can’t really just let his... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne Hires Fat Naked Scary Painted Woman To Make Her Look Pretty

September 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The day you stop fighting the tide and start to go with the flow is the day you’re officially grown up. Kelly Osbourne has been hanging out with hot actresses and models her entire young adult life trying to... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne On The Cover Of July Cosmo

May 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne is really fucking happy. You’d be happy too if you just found out you lost 18% of your body fat thanks to Photoshop. They also made her look slightly less like an unsuccessful Berlin prostitute from the... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga Get Ugly

May 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re a person who routinely Googles ‘ugly girl lame fights’ then you’re probably already know that Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga have been feuding the past year. I think it has something to do with whose face haunts... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne In A Bikini

April 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shit, I wish Kelly Osbourne would stop making me feel bad for her. Between the seizures and the addictions and her parents and her tragic desire to fit in with hot actresses and models, I almost found myself getting... READ MORE

I Feel Bad for Kelly Osbourne

March 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s no worse feeling than feeling bad for somebody else. This sympathy shit is meant for people with real human emotions, like people who cry when they see puppies or cut off their nads to prevent overpopulation. But even... READ MORE

“Christina Aguilera is a fat bitch.”

August 5, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Those are Kelly Osbournes words, not mine. Well, I mean, they are also mine, because I say that all the time, but Kelly is the one saying it in this particular instance, at least according to Us magazine. Kelly... READ MORE

Mitch Winehouse is on top of the world

July 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mitch Winehouse has been having the time of his life ever since that spotlight-stealing daughter of his finally died. He’s been going on TV, and doing interviews, and last night he held a party at Amy’s favorite bar (the... READ MORE

kelly osbourne is under arrest

January 20, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne was arrested outside a London club after slapping a gossip columnist who called her boyfriend “stupid”.   Which, when you consider he's the mincing gaywad in the picture above, seems kind but whatever.  Us magazine says… Witnesses claim... READ MORE



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