Kelly Osbourne has come to an undisclosed legal resolution with Michelle Pugh, the hairdresser who was focusing heavily on dad's bangs over the course of eighteen months. At the time the affair came to light, the Osbourne daughter squarely... READ MORE

Sharon Osbourne took to her talk show to tearfully announce that her husband Ozzy Osbourne was entering sex addiction therapy, or would be, after a summer rock tour with Black Sabbath. So, the worst place for a sex addict.... READ MORE

When you desperately need to be in the news, you can't go wrong with outing the hair dresser who let your dad rub his flaccid cock up against her smock after a blow out. READ MORE

Ozzy’s spawn Kelly Osbourne said something racist to talk about how Donald Trump is racist on The View. She basically said Latinos are only good enough to clean toilets. In other news, Fuck Kelly Osbourne. This is one Latino... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne finally quit the E! channel’s riveting dry snatch klatch, Fashion Police. Osbourne decided to take a stand against not particularly offensive teleprompter comments read by her dancing Sinbad skeleton show partner, Giuliana Rancic. Last week Osbourne insisted... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne remains a mystery. A not particularly fetching woman without particular skills who seems to make numerous work place demands. Osbourne is threatening to leave Fashion Police if the racist air is not cleared regarding Giuliana Rancic’s not racist... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne shot back at people on Twitter who saw her on the red carpet at the Grammys and assumed she is pregnant because she looks like a pregnant chick with the baby dad who will reveal himself and tell everybody... READ MORE

Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don’t need the money so this is more of a legacy project, like how Ted... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne has her size lumpy panties in a twist because she had to talk about something other than her cunty clothing line on The Today Show. Osbourne was informed she would be questioned about Joan Rivers because a... READ MORE

When you tattoo the word ‘stories’ into your skull and start dating a dude with a beard it’s a sign that your fourth rehab probably isn’t holding. I guess there’s not much you can really do as parents and... READ MORE