Heidi Klum Tanning Her and Getting Fucked on Vacation of the Day Stormy Daniels Opposes Arbitration with Donald Trump January Jones Braless in See Through Black Dress Giant Boobs Battle: Lindsey Pelas vs. Abigail Ratchford Blushing Beauty Jenna... READ MORE

  Each of the Jenndashians runs her own subscription-based website, where her red tartar fan bases can learn everything from hot makeup tips to how to fry up a protein-rich omelet using the vast amounts of jizz running down... READ MORE

You could have told me that this pic was of Laverne Cox before passing a huge turd and I would have believed you, but it turns out it's actually Beast Kardashian showing off her pregnant body in just a... READ MORE

Revenge Body is a reality show in which one fat person tells other fat people how fat they are. And nobody knows more about being fat than Beast Kardashian, who sits down with the fame-hungry schlubs to dispense advice... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description... READ MORE

Now that a post-pregnancy Kylie Jenner is held up undergoing enough cosmetic body reshaping procedures to make Frankenstein look like he has a natural glow, her sister Beast Kardashian is able to fully step into the pregnant reality ho... READ MORE

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

That was a close call. New footage that some lucky person sold to Backgrid for too much money shows Beast Kardashian in her natural habitat, where she goes in for the kill to feast on a flash mob incited... READ MORE

Khloé Kardashian showed up to the Ellen Show looking like the bloated illegitimate child between Charo and a labradoodle recently found after being stuck in a dryer for ten years. This actually makes sense, because Beast looks like she could be carrying... READ MORE

The fear of getting fat inspired P90X workouts while at the end of her second trimester. She knows any Kardashian that treads in obese waters drowns from depression, loneliness and financial instability. Just look at Rob.

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