Beast Kardashian Wants Her Child To Have Her IQ

March 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Each of the Jenndashians runs her own subscription-based website, where her red tartar fan bases can learn everything from hot makeup tips to how to fry up a protein-rich omelet using the vast amounts of jizz running down... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Beast Kardashian Pregnant In Lingerie

March 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You could have told me that this pic was of Laverne Cox before passing a huge turd and I would have believed you, but it turns out it's actually Beast Kardashian showing off her pregnant body in just a... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Calls Rob’s Weight “Debilitating”

March 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Revenge Body is a reality show in which one fat person tells other fat people how fat they are. And nobody knows more about being fat than Beast Kardashian, who sits down with the fame-hungry schlubs to dispense advice... READ MORE

Open Post: Beast Details Getting Mounted While Pregnant

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description... READ MORE

Pregnant Khloé Kardashian Nipples

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that a post-pregnancy Kylie Jenner is held up undergoing enough cosmetic body reshaping procedures to make Frankenstein look like he has a natural glow, her sister Beast Kardashian is able to fully step into the pregnant reality ho... READ MORE

Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Attacks Flash Mob (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

That was a close call. New footage that some lucky person sold to Backgrid for too much money shows Beast Kardashian in her natural habitat, where she goes in for the kill to feast on a flash mob incited... READ MORE

Remember Charo? Wait ‘Til You See Her Now

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Khloé Kardashian showed up to the Ellen Show looking like the bloated illegitimate child between Charo and a labradoodle recently found after being stuck in a dryer for ten years. This actually makes sense, because Beast looks like she could be carrying... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Criticized For Preggo Workouts

December 31, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The fear of getting fat inspired P90X workouts while at the end of her second trimester. She knows any Kardashian that treads in obese waters drowns from depression, loneliness and financial instability. Just look at Rob.




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