In an almost 800 word essay composed by Khloe Kardashian and her support team, the youngest Kardashian sister claims that in the first five years of her TV show fame, she was denied the commercial opportunities of her two... READ MORE

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new... READ MORE

The Goldman family was particularly peeved about O.J. Simpson being granted parole at his first shot hearing this past week. Simpson did behead their kid for hitting on his ex-wife. But perhaps nobody suffered more with the Simpson parole... READ MORE

Tyler Henry has been blessed with the super power to connect with the deceased relatives of NBC/Universal show cast members. It's a highly focused psychic skill. Wouldn't serve you much good cleaning up at the racetrack. Or solving crimes for that matter. He's done neither. 

Singer fired off a letter on behalf of Khloe Kardashian after a sparkly leotard and underwear designer named DestinyBleu accused Kardashian of stealing her ideas. Bleu bedazzles shit. The letter ordered Bleu to cease and desist calling Khloe Kardashian... READ MORE

The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom's car when he's driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people... READ MORE

For about four hours on Monday, Cleveland Cavaliers fans rejoiced with word that Tristan Thompson had given Khloe Kardashian the old heave-ho, thereby freeing their team from a succubus jinx and opening the door to a back to back... READ MORE

Conversations happen when two people at least pretend to give a fuck about each other. The Kardashians and discount Kardashians, the Jenners, can manage to fart self-pitying monologues through their collapsing lips.

Lamar Odom has a docuseries and and autobiography in the works. He needs the money. Maybe he'll write the book himself at it will take thirty years. Like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel except not good. 

You assume people around Tristan Thompson have brought up the track record of black athletes hooking up with Kardashian women. This can't be Thompson's first pro style pussy.