If there’s one thing a Kardashian knows, it’s that if you want people to stop pointing out your flaws, just show ’em your tits. It’s not a complex strategy or all that imaginative, but it does work. With just... READ MORE

The more you can see Kim’s vagina, the more she smiles and waves. It’s just an automatic response programmed into her at the Japanese factory. Stick a finger in that thing and her voice box lets out a synthesized... READ MORE

Kiara Mia (above left) is the star of such porn classics as Shrimp Fried Pussy, Couples Bang the Babysitter 8, Bra Busters 4, Mama’s Got Big Boobies, Tit-illation, Oil Overload 8 and, of course, A Love Story. But at... READ MORE

Back in 2006, Kanye West declared that he should be featured in the Bible because he believed that he could tell stories in a way that would make kids want to learn about them, and because he had “changed... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian continued her quest to accentuate just how fat she’s gotten by wearing a pair of ridiculously tight heels. She complained to her paid friends that her swollen feet hurt after she somehow managed to shove her puffed... READ MORE

It’s amazing how dishonest candid photos can be. Unlike carefully contracted magazine covers and pre-approved Twitpics which utilize the scientific rigor of lighting and mirrors and angles and post-production to really capture the true subject, candid photos simply lie. For... READ MORE

In your face. In your damn face. How dare you call Kim fat when clearly, judging by this carefully manufactured and highly paid for US Weekly photo interview, she is merely an average girthed pregnant woman. She’s almost not... READ MORE

Ever since Kim Kardashian spread her way into the A-list social circle of Kanye West and Jay Z, it has been rumored that Beyoncé wants nothing to do with her. The reason, of course, would be that Beyoncé is... READ MORE

Vogue editor Anna Wintour had famously banned Kim Kardashian from her annual Met Gala in previous years, but one of the perks of dating the world’s biggest rap star is that people tend to change their minds. So after... READ MORE

It has been about six years since Kim Kardashian accepted $5 million from Vivid Entertainment for the release of her amateur porn that she recorded with then-unknown hip hop artist Ray J in 2003. So while Kim and now-unknown... READ MORE