Depending on which shock gossip blog you read, pregnant fatty Kim Kardashian is either collapsing in tears from Kanye’s abandonment of her during her time of need, or, Kanye is dying to marry Kim before their bastard baby pops... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is valiantly eating her own words. This classy style icon admits that chiding her sister Kourtney about having out of wedlock babies with her fey unemployed boyfriend was a bit short-sighted given her own bastard rapper baby... READ MORE

I guess it was to be expected. Kim Kardashian did not want to spend time on the witness stand looking like a total whore. Kris Humphreys did not want to spend time on the witness stand looking like the... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian has decided to turn her biggest weakness into a strength, turn that threat into an opportunity, take those lemons and make herself some lemonade. After all the ribbing about her ballooning up like a zeppelin since being... READ MORE

I’m not sure Spanx are good for a gestating baby, but I’m guessing it’s slightly higher up the baby health chart than amphetamine laced diet powders. Still, if this bastard pops out with an awkward shaped head, I’d blame... READ MORE

If a dude shot this peekaboo bikini stalker video of Kendall Jenner, we’d convene a meeting of the HOA to figure out how to drive him out of town. But it’s far more sinister than that. It’s Kim Kardashian... READ MORE

What would you do if you threw a big movie awards show and nobody noticed? If you’re MTV, you could plot the death of even more of your crappy reality show stars. It’d give the press something to talk... READ MORE

In one month we finally get to the divorce trial of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphreys. In case you’re wondering who to root for in this contest of The Whore vs. The Dude Dumb Enough to Believe He Could... READ MORE

Or so her sister Khloe would have you believe. Khloe finds it ‘disgusting’ how people are rudely focused on Kim’s blowing up since pregnant. Somewhat conveniently, Khloe doesn’t find it so disgusting to expose the intimacies of herself, her... READ MORE

Rapper Ray J is famous because he made a really boring sex tape with Kim Kardashian before anybody knew who she was, but while Kim went on to create a reality TV empire, Ray J is still just that... READ MORE