The Sun UK says that Kirsten Dunst looks remarkably different on the cover of this months Harpers Bazaar magazine.  Specifically, her snaggly vampire teeth (these) look suspiciously unsnagggled.  The Sun says… The Spiderman star has famously embraced her crooked... READ MORE

Kirsten Dunst is the co-star of "How To Lose Friends & Alienate People", along with Simon Pegg and Megan Fox, and it may shock you to learn that Kirsten is acting like a pretentious jackass. Author Toby Young has... READ MORE

The New York Daily News says today that my beloved Snaggletoth is now dating Justin Long, the Die Hard 4 and Mac guy who previously dated Drew Barrymore.  According to Rush and Malloy… Now it's Justin Long's turn on... READ MORE

The Huffington Post has a steamy report today about sexy Kirsten Dunst and the hot new documentary she's sexily directing.  It's about voting.  Rawr!   "Actually, I'm gonna plug the documentary I'm directing," she announced.  "My friend Jacob Soboroff... READ MORE

There are new stills out from "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", starring Kirsten Dunst, Megan Fox and (the totally awesome) Simon Pegg, and I think someone from casting needs to go back to casting school.  How could... READ MORE

A few days ago there were pictures (here) of my beloved Kirsten Dunst on a film set with a bruised cheek and black eye.  It wasn’t clear if this was part of the movie or if she had some... READ MORE

Page Six says today that Kirsten Dunst was on a dangerous downward spiral before she checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah earlier this week.  Cirque Lodge is not a rehab for "ugly", as you may have thought,... READ MORE

Seeing that picture and having Kirsten Dunsts easy beauty and effortless smile warm your heart probably filled you with a joy that you think will never end.  But it's actually going to end right now, as you read this... READ MORE

Page Six lies today and says Kirsten Dunsts' erratic behavior has her friends worried that she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  I don’t know why they would say this.  If she ever got depressed, all she would... READ MORE

I was going to post more pictures of Snaggletooth, but just looking at Kirsten Dunst has been proven to make people uglier.  Like, her ugliness wears off on you, like some kind of gypsy curse.  I think she might... READ MORE