Nadeea Volianova in Not a Bikini and Crap Around the Web

April 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today’s edition, catch up with Sofia Richie’s rack, Vanessa Morgan’s mammaries, and Kendall Jenner’s Earth Day celebration! Sofia Richie Tits of the Day Teyana Taylor Eats Chicken While Grinding on Strippers Jessie Wallace Nipple Slip Russian Pop Singer... READ MORE

Lea Michele Magnetic Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

September 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Arianny Celeste vacay, Caroline Vreeland see-through, and more!

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Victoria Justice Doles Out Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

September 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Miss America swimsuits, Lara Stone nude, and more!

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Ariel Winter Busting Out and Shit Around the Web

May 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lara Stone right breast in V Magazine (DrunkenStepfather)

Reese Witherspoon sucking down crawdads (TMZ)

Amateur Nude Gallery: Leggy redhead Delila (TaxiDriverMovie)

Hippie chick Julia Almendra communes with nature (EgotasticAllStars)

 

Ariel Winter baring boobtastic cleavage (Egotastic)

Katy Perry spilling out of a teeny bikini (Popoholic)

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Empowerment Reads Like Porn

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Empowerment is the most widely used term in social messaging that nobody realizes was made up by a college liberal arts professor in the 80's. It's the Kwanzaa of buzzwords. 

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British Chicks Seem Less White Than Usual

December 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It's for women and men who have no... READ MORE

Calvin Klein Still Likes Them Young

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men... READ MORE

Lara Stone Topless Bikini Change

May 2, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Something marvelous happens to a model when they consume food. They get their tits back. What cigarettes and starvation has spent years reducing, having a decent run of meals and producing a child restores. It can't do much for... READ MORE

Lara Stone Bikini Pictures Seems Fuller of Body

January 20, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lara Stone is the European model known for her reckless behavior. Like eating. She’s clearly been doing that. You don’t often see a high priced fashion model with a Freshman fifteen around the gunt. It’s made her tits look... READ MORE

Jourdan Dunn And a Bunch of Fashion Models Topless For Lui

December 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Finally, just the magazine covers. Like muffin tops or intercourse, it’s far and away the best part of the total consumer experience. Only a European magazine could assemble a bunch of priced fashion models to take their tops off... READ MORE