Ana Braga Truth in Advertising and Crap Around the Web

October 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Make your Tuesday even better with these sexy links including Elsa Hosk nude, Sophie Mudd's massive mams, and this week's nudity filled DVD and Blu-ray releases! READ MORE

You Down with Lisa Opie, Yeah You Know Me, and Crap Around the Web

October 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week is nearly over so heat up Thursday with these sexy links including Alessandra Ambrosio nude, Maria Kn naked, and the top 10 nude actresses who hooked up with their co-stars! READ MORE

Lisa Opie Eschews Undergarments

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women going out for the evening without underpants used to have a very limited upside. You weren't necessarily shuffled up to the VIP room to meet the visiting royals and Haliburton execs. But the bartender would fuck you in... READ MORE

Lisa Opie Graduates Northward

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lisa Opie won a beauty pageant on one of the Caribbean islands where people go on package deals to fuck other people's wives. Opie is a more practical pageant contestant. If she's got stories on billionaires ogling her or... READ MORE

Lisa Opie in a Bikini

July 2, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fat women will point out how skinny women are just as likely to die in a thermonuclear explosion as they are. It’s probably not to your benefit to skip meals to fit perfectly into your little bikini. But that’s... READ MORE

Lisa Opie In A White Bikini

January 30, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The obvious downside of being a chick who wears a bikini for her nine to five is the starvation and gym workouts you can’t fake. The upside, sleeping until 11:00 am and casually running a credit check on the... READ MORE

Lisa Opie in A Bikini Doing Yoga

November 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure women should be allowed to strike this particular pose on the public beach. It’s like showing off breasts. It’s merely going to cause boys to become interested in girls and someday want to have sex with... READ MORE

Lisa Opie in a Bikini

October 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you can’t pull off a decent upward bow, you can’t be my girlfriend. Fuck if I grimace when I try to touch my toes. If I can’t rest my chalupa party pack on your midsection for at least... READ MORE