James Packer Calls Mariah Carey His “Low Point”

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who knows what drives men to make horrible decisions regarding women in their lives. Minus pussy and a nice set of tits, naturally.


Mariah Carey Pre-Positioning (VIDEO)

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Mariah Carey were a relatively normal person, you might feel sorry for her awkward position. Which was laying across a sofa in an evening gown promoting her Christmas special. It's the first week of October, but check out... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Natural Glow

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey shows up about fifty years too late for her own quinceanera in the new issue of Paper Magazine, where she can also be seen stripped of about half her body in some strategically non-nude topless photos. Paper wanted... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Fat Shamed From Within

August 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody on Instagram noted that Mariah Carey looked "like a whale" in a self-promotional late night romantic Instagram with her non-heterosexual young dancer boyfriend. Obviously this troll has never seen a real whale. 


Will Ferrell Unloads on Mariah Carey

July 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The thin blue line of police officer backside covering is matched only by the unwritten rule of Hollywood entertainers to call one another amazing craftsmen. Naturally, everybody hates ones another and dreams of outing one another's insufficiencies with petty... READ MORE

Romee Strijd Keeps Victoria’s Secret and Shit Around the Web

May 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lia Marie Johnson gets naked (DrunkenStepfather)

Bella Hadid and friends go jet skiing (TMZ)

Mariah Carey upskirt out on the town (TaxiDriverMovie)


Photographer Cassie Scott poses nude (EgotasticAllStars)

Romee Strijd keeps Victoria's Secret (Egotastic)

Pixie Lott bootylicious in pink (Popoholic)

Hailey Clauson booty at the beach (HollywoodTuna)

Mother's... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Sloppy Aspirational Cleavage

May 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Being Mariah Carey is the best job in the world. She eats whatever she wants. Obviously. Sitting on a reported $520 million dollars means she can look like a fist squeezing Play-Doh and not give a fuck. 


Mariah Carey Drops Boy Toy

April 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is a national treasure. Her mental instability brings joy to millions of Americans anxious to see another star implode right through her girdle. But Carey will never go full Shelley Duvall. Dr. Phil won’t have the pleasure... READ MORE

Mariah and Bryan Flaming Passion

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's no book on how to maintain your beard that isn't chiefly about facial hair grooming. You'd think by now one of the more successful female entertainers would've put together a How-To guide to running your male companion show... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Confirms Her Beard

February 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rumors of Mariah Carey's relationship with her dance team member Bryan Tanaka were heretofore only rumors. Or technically a paid publicity campaign according to her Schedule C business write-offs. Carey officially confirmed the blatantly staged romance for the first... READ MORE


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