On one hand being a paparazzi must suck because you spend 19 hours in a car waiting for Jessica Alba to get her mail and peeing on your self because peeing in a cup while sitting down is practically... READ MORE

I got an email from someone I’ll just call, “Lying No Good Liar Who Better Stop Lying”, and he says Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene are very definitely not broken up, and he knows this because he sees... READ MORE

VIN DIESEL  – his PR firm dropped him as a client after he disappeared then claimed he was sick rather than doing a day of press to promote “Fast and Furious”.  So, good.  His excuse was so dumb it... READ MORE

Megan Fox stopped by a special effects studio in Burbank on Monday to have a body mold made for 'Transformers 2'.  Which means exactly what you think it does.  It means some dude got to rub plaster all over... READ MORE

Megan Fox had to know that her bra was peeking out of the top of her shirt as she shopped for furniture on Robertson yesterday.  And hopefully that’s the kind of furniture she has in her house.  Lots of... READ MORE

There are persistent rumors that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Greene faked their breakup for publicity, and pictures of them shopping together yesterday on Ventura wont help.  When a girl breaks up with a guy, they’re not supposed to... READ MORE

Megan Fox seems to get better looking by the day.  I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  Her vagina could have a snapping mouth come out of it like the queen in Aliens and I’d still take my chances. ... READ MORE

Today is depressing, the last two posts had a kid and a girl getting smacked around, so look, Megan Fox is back from yesterday to cheer everyone up. Yeah, titties, wooh!  Dance Megan dance!  "C’MON BABIES SHAKE THEM TITTIES,... READ MORE

Megan Fox looks like a shampoo commercial even just running around doing errands, in this case stopping by the school of Brian Austin Green’s son and getting some coffee. They’re not reconciling according to reports, so there’s still an... READ MORE

It's been 24 hours and so far no denials that Megan Fox has indeed broken up with Brian Austin Green, so someone should take away his belt and shoelaces and lock him in an empty room before he becomes... READ MORE