The SNL short film with Natalie Portman rapping about drinking and having sex all night was popular, but now that the uncensored audio has finally leaked, it will probably be even more popular. But I’ll stick to the clean... READ MORE

Most Halloween costumes suck.  And it's no different in Hollywood.  Kate Moss went as … Catwoman?  It's hard to tell. What are the chances her drunk ass even knows it was Halloween?  She’s wearing more eye shadow than normal,... READ MORE

Natalie Portman and her little dog got a ride home from LAX yesterday with Natalie’s new boyfriend, singer Devendra Banhart.  And since I’ve never heard of him I'm gonna assume that’s his POS car.  It's kind of cute that... READ MORE

The New York Post says Natalie Portman, "was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.  While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky... READ MORE

The fact that Natalie Portman would lower herself and date someone this goofy looking should be encouraging news for you or your friends.  it doesnt effect me though.  I'm gooooorgeous.  READ MORE

Natalie Portman broke down in tears yesterday during a visit to Stanford University, when she addressed a packed house to lecture on fighting global poverty through microfinance.  Whatever the hell that means.  The Stanford Daily says: After a brief... READ MORE

Good news if you ever wanted to know exactly what Natalie Portmans ass looks like, because the short film "Hotel Chevalier" – starring Portman and Jason Schwartzman, directed by Wes Anderson as a companion piece to "the Darjeeling Limited"... READ MORE

Hot naked girls make me surprisingly happy, so its obviously good news that FilmDrunk is the first (or "not first" as some would say it) to report that Natalie Portman is naked in the short film "Hotel Chevalier", a... READ MORE

It's like 1400 degrees here in Vegas.  Seriously, it's like we're a mile from the sun.  But apparently it's pretty hot in New York City too, because Natalie Portman hasn't worn a bra in two days.  These pictures are... READ MORE