Mr. Skin Minute: See Natalie Portman’s Port, Man (VIDEO)

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is your guide to this weekend's new—and nude—releases! READ MORE

Natalie Portman’s Creative “Woke” Woody Allen Spin

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Since pretty much every actor and actress in Hollywood has kissed the ring slipped onto the crepey blotched hand of Woody Allen over the six decades that he has been directing five good movies and three-hundred terrible ones, pretty... READ MORE

Natalie Portman Introduced To Rape Fantasies At 13 Because Of Bad Parenting

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The fundamentals of being a competent parent include the ability to become a filter for the minor child you’re in charge of. You won’t be able to protect them from everything and being overprotective will only lead to them... READ MORE

Natalie Portman D-Minus Harassment Tale Dominates the Last Men on Earth Podcast #111

November 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Be sure to subscribe to the Last Men on Earth podcast on iTunes. Apple takes all the upside, but once a year they mail us a piece of Steve Jobs embalmed back hair to snap into our Christmas... READ MORE

Madison Beer Unimpressed Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

November 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, Monica Bellucci nude and sticky, and more!


Kate Hudson Classic Beauty and Shit Around the Web

October 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton’s Halloween duds, Mr. Skin’s nudity filled DVD releases, and more!


Frida Aasen Hot Aasen Hell and Shit Around the Web

July 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Drew Carey’s hot girlfriend, Chanel Iman at the beach, and more!


Natalie Portman Shows Her Ass And Shit Around The Web

February 8, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Pre-preggo Natalie Portman shows off her Queen Amidala bare ass in Planetarium. Her husband loved it, until she rolled over and he realized she was a girl.


Actors Are Not People

January 6, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

W Magazine published a spread of actresses young and old who will likely be up for awards this January and February when Hollywood stands in a circle and jerks off on one another. Not the black people obviously. READ MORE

68th Annual Cannes Red Carpet

May 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cannes started again. Nobody can seem to stop it. Cannes is the annual film event in the South of France where European people you don’t know but are quite certain you would hate mix with Americans you know you... READ MORE