Lani Blair Stays Afloat and Crap Around the Web

June 14, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Keep your eyes on the prize today with these sexy links including Mandy Moore topless on Instagram, Iggy Azalea showing T'n'A, and the Top Ten Nude Daughters of Famous Musicians! READ MORE

Andrea Calle Street Bladin’ and Crap Around the Web

June 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your week with these hot links including Lily Rose Depp's perfect pokies, Iskra Lawrence looking tantalizingly thick, and an interview with the beautiful Lauren Compton! READ MORE

Trista Mikail Gorba-cherk Off and Crap Around the Web

May 31, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

You're almost to the weekend! Celebrate with Miley Cyrus braless in a racy shirt, Heather Graham feeling fetish-y, and the top ten nude scenes from short films! READ MORE

Nikki Bella Is Coming For The Kardashians

May 28, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  In fifty years, when sociologists study exactly at what point in time being a celebrity meant being a random woman with fake tits, their attention will be focused as much on Nikki Bella as any of the Jenndashians.... READ MORE

Samantha Knezel Nuzzles Up and Crap Around the Web

April 26, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Rosario Dawson's latest topless selfie, Rachel McAdams see-through at a premiere, and the Top Ten Nude Scenes from Broken Lizard Movies! READ MORE

John Cena Splits With Nikki Bella Weeks Before Wedding

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re thinking “Who and who?” then just know that you don’t need to well-versed in old roided out wrestlers for this story to be a real knee-slapper. Wrestler turned actor/wrestler John Cena had trailer parks across the... READ MORE

John Cena Scripted Rogue With Proposal

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here's the gist of every argument about professional wrestling between a diehard fan and a guy who thinks that diehard fan believes it's real...

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The Bella Twins Bikini On Instagram And Shit Around The Web

November 22, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Brie and Nikki Bella know that Instagram is for bikinis. I think one of them is pregnant now. Or maybe both. Same dude? That's the dream. READ MORE

Nikki And Brie Bella Are What’s Real About Televsion

December 24, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Life has become infinitely better since everyone but the morbidly obese came to understand that reality television is cheap scripted side show geekery. Now we can revel knowingly in the staged antics of outrageous gay men and drunk divorcees... READ MORE

The Bella Twins Look Like Real Football Fans

February 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The smart marketing folks at WWE came up with the idea of riffing on the Super Bowl with their Bella Bowl, featuring the twin brunette diva girls doing something physically arousing to one another or other gils in Spandex.... READ MORE