Paris Hilton and her mom were on CNN last night, so obviously this was no time to talk about her infamous sex tape. I’m just kidding, that’ll be fine. But only so Paris can talk about how she doesn’t... READ MORE

Remember that time Paris Hilton was at a club and someone was filming it and she looked into the camera and said, “We’re like two niggers.” If you don’t watch the video above because that’s it. Well the reason... READ MORE

Paris Hilton dressed up like a dirty hippie, in a headband and tie-dyed summer dress, to spend a few hours at the CHI Nail Bar & Organic Spa in Beverly Hills today. Apparently she couldn’t find a cruelty-free bra.... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is ugly, and her sister Nikki is even uglier, so these pictures of them in bikinis in Hawaii yesterday were only interesting when it looked like they might start kissing. That didn’t happen. So… moving right along.... READ MORE

Paris Hilton, in front of a camera crew while wearing a diamond Chanel necklace and black stiletto heels, volunteered her time today to help the Hollywood Beautification Team paint over graffiti, some of it tags left by the MS-13... READ MORE

Paris Hilton went to the Playboy Halloween party dressed as someone I would probably have sex with, while her dumb sister went dressed like someone hired for a kids birthday party. Luckily, these are just pictures, so we can... READ MORE

This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I’m only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today... READ MORE

Let’s just go through TMZs bullshit summary point by point… It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was supposed to be in Tokyo today for a promotional appearance, and that would have been followed by stops in Malaysia and Indonesia. I don’t know much about those last two places but they sound dangerous as... READ MORE

Yesterday Paris Hilton was denied entry into Japan because, just hours earlier, she was sentenced to a years probation for possession of cocaine in Las Vegas. She landed in Tokyo, officials detained her, she stayed at a nearby motel... READ MORE