T&A&Vag Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

June 20, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Netflix series Alex Strangelove is the five-thousandths project about a gay teen discovering his gayness to come out this year, but there’s nothing gay about tit peeks from Madeline Weinstein and Sophie Faulkenberry. Unless you’re a lesbian. In which... READ MORE

Ellen Brings Down the Hammer

March 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dolce & Gabbana took another hit from the gay community when Ellen lambasted the unambiguously gay duo for making comments in an Italian magazine about in-vitro fertilization being as awful as pairing beige slacks with a taupe sweater. In... READ MORE

Portia de Rossi Loves to Skywrite

August 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Portia de Rossi’s go to gifts for Ellen are either skywriting messages or that special thing she does with her tongue and ring finger that drives her old lady wild. She can do both while pretty deeply intoxicated. Amid... READ MORE

Portia De Rossi Faded On Ellen Vag

July 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ellen’s vagina is the psychoactive toad of lesbian Hollywood. It made Anne Heche crazy, well, more crazy. Portia de Rossi is now experiencing the long term effects of having her face directed between her older wife’s pant-suited thighs and... READ MORE

At Ellen’s New Mansion, The Carpets Do Match The Drapes (And You’re Eating Both If You Want to Move In)

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There was this guy in my circle of friends, he used to hang out at the bars, get lucky with the ladies every now and then, until one day up and told everybody he was moving in with some... READ MORE