Shauna Sand and Nabilla Benattia Act on the Beach

August 14, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s nothing more thrilling than seeing two talents perform head to head at the top of their game. Shauna Sand, often referred to as the Meryl Streep of Big Titty Fame Whores, and Nabilla Benattia who once might’ve blown... READ MORE

France Is Trying to Steal Our Whores

August 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I think of a classic whore, I think of a French woman with extensive eyelashes, a tarty black dress, and a three day old unbathed stench covered by eau de toilette. Apparently, when French people think of whores,... READ MORE

Raquel Pomplun Is Your New PMOY, Let’s Party

May 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In an annual tradition just about this time each year, Hugh Hefner’s body is lifted from its cryogenic lube tank and he’s outfitted and propped up to shake the hand of the newly named Playmate of the Year. This... READ MORE

Shauna Sand Is Holding Up Nicely for a Stripper

April 9, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Let’s be honest. Strippers and NFL interior linemen don’t age gracefully. But Shauna Sand is still hanging in there. Yeah the tits and parts north and south are fake, but this is Hollywood, it’s about fake good or fake... READ MORE

Thursday headlines, with Poppy Montgomerys ass

May 20, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MEL GIBSON – was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post) LARS VON TRIER – won the top prize at Cannes... READ MORE

Monday morning headlines

August 23, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JENNIFER ANISTON – bombed again this weekend. Her movie ‘The Switch’ opened in 8th place. The chart above is her box office bio. Take out ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ (which was an ensemble), ‘Marley and Me’ (which... READ MORE

this kid is gay now

May 14, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Is this kid retarded? Run, you dummy. You’re in a modern fable about witches, and Shauna Sand (nsfw) and Taylor Wane (nsfw) are trying to steal your skin. Pornstars are supposed to be hot. Not… whatever the hell that... READ MORE

thursday afternoon headlines

May 14, 2010 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

BRITNEY SPEARS and HALLE BERRY – are just two of the big names who endorse perfumes filled with a toxic combination of chemicals that may cause sperm damage and cancer among other things. I don’t know what the other... READ MORE

shauna sand has weird priorities

January 22, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

The last time we saw Shauna Sand, she was out with her little girl dressed like this, and nothing but mental toughness stood between me and the image of her naked. I’m the Jack Bauer of gossip bloggers. The... READ MORE