Even though The Jersey Shore is now just a memory that requires occasional doctor visits and a Valtrex prescription, Nicole Polizzi, AKA Snooki, is still clinging to fame with her personal line of self-tanners and bronzing queens. Snooki has... READ MORE

I don’t have any kids myself, because I hate them, but I know that many new parents worry constantly and are terrified that they’re doing everything wrong. I also know that not one of them has ever thought, “I... READ MORE

Pictured: A stubby box filled with alcohol who is only popular at parties for sluts pushing a case of Coors Light. (image source of snooki in seaside heights yesterday = pacific coast) READ MORE

JWoww and Snooki were in Cancun this weekend, doing whatever the hell it is they do for MTV these days, and although J strutted around in a bikini (closeup picture of her mound and cellulite as she struggles up... READ MORE

Star ran a story on February 1st saying that Snooki was pregnant, and since she’s probably the last to know about what’s going on with her vagina and who or what has been cuming inside her lately, she vehemently... READ MORE

Star magazine says that ‘Jersey Shore’ star Snooki (image not available) is secretly pregnant. Except, you know, for it being on the internet. And newsstands. The pint-sized reality star and her boyfriend of a year, Jionni LaValle, are expecting... READ MORE

You’re gonna find this impossible to believe, but on ‘Jersey Shore’ last night, Snooki and Deena went to a club and got drunk. And then after that they started making out. As gross as that sounds, please note that... READ MORE

The cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ packed up and moved out of their Seaside Heights rental for the final time yesterday after filming seasons 4 and 5 of the show back to back. Most of the cast will now move... READ MORE

As if Snooki wasn’t already hot enough, now she’s wearing a neck brace as a result of her car crash this weekend. But then it got uncomfortable and she took it off. Until they started filming again and she... READ MORE

Everyone on ‘Jersey Shore’ is dumb as a rock, so to say that Snooki is the dumbest one means she’s practically retarded. It’s like being the ugliest catfish. True to form, she crashed into the back of a police... READ MORE