A Rita Ora Fixation and Crap Around the Web

September 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's finally Friday! Treat yourself to some sexy links including Sarah Paulson's pair, Dua Lipa's love muffins, and recent nude scenes you may have missed! READ MORE

Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Penis As THIS Mario Kart Character

September 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Clickbait, don't fail me now. Stormy Daniels is the go-to person for information on A) how to clean two gallons of baby oil out of your blown out twat and B) apparently which Mario Kart character corresponds to the... READ MORE

Marissa Jade Buttered Croissant and Crap Around the Web

July 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week's nearly over, celebrate with these sexy links including Halsey in a see-through bra, Lily Collins soaking wet, and the top ten naked babes on bicycles! READ MORE

Talulah Riley Red Hot Bikini and Crap Around the Web

July 13, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your weekend with these sexy links including a Sandra Kubicka nude photoshoot, Izabel Goulart's impressive bikini body, and a SKIN-depth look at the films of David Lynch! READ MORE

Banging Bikini Threesome and Crap Around the Web

July 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's almost the weekend! Celebrate with these sexy links including Alexis Ren erotica, Bella Hadid's mismatched bikini, and the top ten topless scenes from sci-fi movies! READ MORE

Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Ms. Clifford (Daniels' real last name) leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley's head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts against her chest. Ms. Clifford then moved down the stage where... READ MORE

Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web

June 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn's mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu, Featuring Stormy Daniels If You Care

May 26, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You’re currently paying for some pretty dec nudity on your streaming services, so why not cut the bullcrap and get right to the heart of what the movie industry is about. Nipples and vaginas. On Netflix you can see... READ MORE

Demi Rose Mermaid with Plenty O’ Tail and Crap Around the Web

May 25, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head into the weekend with Katherine McPhee's crop top cleavage, Alyson Stoner looking hot in a bikini, and a Skin-depth interview with actress Katelyn Pearce! READ MORE