Taylor Momsen Makes Topless Music

May 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Momsen’s music speaks to me. Especially that part where the naked girls start feeling each other up. I know Gwyneth Paltrow used to call Chris Martin a musical genius back when she was running the shower massager over... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen Painting Her Tits Again

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why this Taylor Momsen chick keeps painting arrows on her tits but I’m going to go ahead and just guess that her music is awful. It took me a while to figure out why Miley Cyrus... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen Is Trying to Tell Us Something

February 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure how old this Taylor Momsen girl is these days. Older than she was when she played Cindy Lou Who and hopefully older than eighteen. All I know is I love her music. I haven’t heard any... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen Has an Ass On Her

January 23, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall that Taylor Momsen quit that show you never watched to make music you never listen to. And now it’s time to pay some damn attention to her, because you can see her ass on the album... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen Lifts Her Top In Lauderdale

October 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Momsen is backsliding. A couple years ago she was flashing her duct tape covered tits in hot club venues across Europe, just barely eighteen, drinking, smoking, fondling other chicks onstage. She was looking like the poster child for... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen Still Goth

April 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was always partial to the Goth chicks back in high school. It was easy to pretend that they looked good behind all that dramatic makeup and if you were willing to whisper shit like, ‘I bet your parents... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen may or may not be naked

October 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to Taylor Momsen, Taylor Momsen is naked in this spoken word video for ‘Under the Water’ by the Pretty Reckless, but it’s on youtube so how naked could she really be. Just skip to the very end; she... READ MORE