Someone at Seventeen magazine saw Taylor Swift, who is 22 and a terrible girlfriend but acts like she’s 16 and a wonderful girlfriend, and thought she’d be a great choice to give dating advice to high school girls. It... READ MORE

People magazine announced today that Channing Tatum is this years Sexiest Man Alive, then later added, “no, seriously. His perpetually dumbfounded face is hot.” And if you were under the impression that Channing Tatum is kinda dumb, they included... READ MORE

The good news for Anthiony Cumia is that he looks like Matthew McConaughey now. The bad news is that it’s because Matthew McConaughey looks like Ground Zero for the AIDS epidemic. But here he is in New Orleans filming... READ MORE

Because every single thought that passes through her head needs to be tweeted, Miley Cyrus went on her twitter yesterday and said simply, “In need of girlfriends.” And then she wrote, “To be my fuck slave.” No, actually, that... READ MORE

We know of course that earth will be attacked by outer space robots at least one more time, but what we haven’t known until today is what human will stand there reacting while a different set of outer space... READ MORE

To recap: Lindsay Lohan was banned from Chateau Marmont back in August because she owed them $46,000. She claimed the producers of her not-at-all anticipated ‘Liz and Dick’ movie were supposed to pay it, which was a lie, but... READ MORE

Alexa Vega was just 13 when she starred in the the first ‘Spy Kids’, and you can see how much things have changed in this new promo picture for ‘Machete Kills’. Her tits, for example. Not sure if that... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan, who lied to police and told them someone else was driving after a high speed chase down PCH, is aghast that anyone would think she would lie to police and tell them someone else was driving after... READ MORE

The photo agency for this says that genuinely delightful supermodel Crissy Teigen “gets cozy with Charlie Murphy (Eddie Murphy’s brother) on a Nike commercial shoot at the Raleigh hotel pool in Miami” this morning, although that certainly appears to... READ MORE

Justin Bieber was the big musical guest at the Victorias Secret fashion show last night, and he wore a darling little white outfit and danced around, and a fun experiment would be to replace one of the pictures of... READ MORE