Katrina Darling, the second cousin of Prince Williams wife Kate Middleton, was in New York last night, eating fire and stripping out of a State of Liberty costume. It’s not very becoming of someone so close to royalty. She... READ MORE

Jessica Simpsons’ Weight Watchers ads begin next week, and she told USA Today why she thinks she gained so much weight during her pregnancy. The answer may surprise you. But won’t. Basically she’s dumb and she ate a lot.... READ MORE

Kanye Wests album ‘Cruel Summer’ won’t be released until September 18, but a copy of the song ‘Clique’ has been leaked, and some people say the line, “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman looked like she should be sitting on a ventriloquists knee 5 days ago at the US Open, but according to V magazine she’s actually an immortal 19-year-old with a rock hard ass and no pores. “Hello 9-1-1?... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez definitely knew she was being photographed at her hotel room pool this weekend, but instead of holding her breath before she hit the water like some kind of escape artist again, this time she wrapped a towel... READ MORE

As mentioned earlier, it’s unthinkably easy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s 2,476 of them. Magic Johnson and Muhammad Ali are on there and they don’t even have anything to do with Hollywood. Big... READ MORE

Michael Clarke Duncan, the 6’5″, 300 pound giant who went from digging ditches for a natural gas company in his native Chicago to an Academy Award nominated actor, died yesterday at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA after complications... READ MORE

If you can’t read all that, the quote, the one she attributes to Buddha because she’s a moron (it’s actually from Zig Ziglar), says, “Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies... READ MORE

To recap: LeAnn Rimes is an unstable lunatic who is on twitter 24 hours a day, mostly to argue with anyone who calls her names. One of those people was a teacher in California named Kimberly Smiley, who then... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her... READ MORE