That headline picture is basically what Justin Bieber sees when he and Selena Gomez are alone, and tries to stifle his homosexuality long enough to get an erection. (image source of selena at the tornoto film festival this weekend... READ MORE

Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial premiered today, and I can’t tell if it’s for a diet or a whitening toothpaste. Because her teeth look terrific, but she’s big as a house and you can tell even though they only... READ MORE

You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here’s DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think... READ MORE

Ryan Reynolds starting dating Scarlett Johansson in April of 2007 and they secretly got married in September of 2008. That marriage lasted a little more than 2 years, and if you think the problem was that he dated her... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was speaking for all of us last night when she stood up to those fat cats in DC and let them know that tax cuts for the middle class are not enough, we also needs tax cuts... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA’s last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo. At least Pink always does stuff... READ MORE

Rihanna really is a moron who deserves every mean thing a boyfriend will ever do to her, because when she went on stage at the MTV VMA’s last night, Chris Brown hopped right up and they gave each other... READ MORE

James Franco got a masters degree in filmmaking from NYU last May, and is even expected to teach a class on directing short films at NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts this fall, which is surprising because he skipped... READ MORE

News reports from Spain and Mexico say Shaikira was filmed having sex on a yacht with her boyfriend, soccer star Gerard Piqué, by someone who worked for her and is now using it to blackmail her. An agent in... READ MORE

WEIRD: Kristen Stewart was wearing Robert Pattinsons clothes two weeks ago, about a month after they broke up because she cheated on him. XTRA WEIRD: She did it again yesterday, wearing one of his shirts to LAX. “THIS BITCH... READ MORE