Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico on Saturday, visiting Justin Timberlake who is there filming the idiotically titled ‘Runner, Runner’ with Ben Affleck, but Janet Charlton says they flew to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that same day and secretly got... READ MORE

ABC News and People are reporting that director Tony Scott (‘Crimson Tide’, ‘True Romance’, ‘The Last Boy Scout’, ‘Days of Thunder’ and ‘Top Gun’ among others) had inoperable brain cancer when he committed suicide yesterday by jumping off a... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa put on another slutty bikini and went to Miami beach yesterday with her boyfriend and his unsettling shorts, and then after she was all wet she took out a copy of ’50 Shades of Grey’. This would... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes had to call AAA after running out of gas in West Hollywood yesterday, but she hit an ATM first and tipped the guy $20. “I’ll be the one dressed like a jingoistic prostitute,” she hopefully told the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan went to a thrift store in Venice yesterday (though she stood outside and cased it for 20 minutes first), wearing this sexy backless shirt that showed off her saggy tits, freckles, and back fat. All the timeless... READ MORE

Olivier Sarkozy, who is 42 and the brother of ex-French president Nicolas Sarkozy, just paid $6.25 million for a townhouse on East 10th Street in New York so he and his girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen, who is 26, can move... READ MORE

Hope Solo just won a gold medal in London as goalie for the US powder-puff I mean womens soccer team, but that’s not gonna get attention for her new book. Saying that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner when she was... READ MORE

Lady Gaga was walking through a hotel lobby in Romania today when a fan ran up to get an autograph. It was a very very bad idea. The guy (who looks exactly like what you think a guy who... READ MORE

Victorias Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes was back on the beach in Miami today, with that same guy she’s always with. The black guy. I think they’re married. I can’t remember who he is but for like a year I... READ MORE

Britney Spears was in court yesterday for another review of her conservatorship, and E! says that, though she appeared to be “in good spirits”, she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring. And she wasn’t wearing it 5 days ago in... READ MORE