Respected medical researcher Jenny McCarthy will be in Playboy again this month, and hopefully she’ll talk some more about the causes of autism. What are those causes? I have no idea, and neither does Jenny. Which is why she’s... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson posted this picture on twitter this weekend, with the caption… “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???” Our shitty, invasive government will no doubt start jailing people for it soon enough but for now it... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt spent yesterday off the coast of Monaco, riding a jet ski and tanning on a yacht, but when it seemed like one of the other whores was getting all the attention, she literally started dancing around to... READ MORE

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with... READ MORE

‘Taken 2′ finally came out with a trailer today, with that Russian guy who is a villain in every movie vowing to get revenge on Liam Neeson for killing his friends in ‘Taken 1’. Though “revenge” might not be... READ MORE

It’s been almost a week since we we’re treated to pictures of Miley Cyrus and her sinewy ass, so she went to American Apparel yesterday, stood in the window and rectified the fuck out of that, whether you wanted... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie filmed some more scenes for ‘Maleficient’ in Buckinghamshire today, and although the set has more bright and cheerful daisies than I thought the scary witch movie would have, at least her costume looks better than it did... READ MORE

One day after punching a paparazzi in the face, Alec Baldwin put a sheet over his head and walked around he streets if New York today. Because what better way to fly under the radar of the press than... READ MORE

Angeline Jolie has just begun filming in the title role of Disney’s ‘Maleficent’ (the evil witch from ‘Sleeping Beauty’), and even though the release date isn’t until March 14, 2014, today we got our first look at her (full... READ MORE

Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on... READ MORE