Uma Thurman confuses me

September 23, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you ever need to argue that Hollywood is filled with brainless lemmings and you can READ MORE

When did Christina Ricci get this hot

September 22, 2005 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not here to help, so Adam Goldberg can go screw himself while I point out to the world that his girlfriend has a hot body and is way out of his league. Granted, Goldberg has clawed his way... READ MORE

Michael Douglas sure is smart

September 22, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas told the United Nations that it should be embarrassed for failing to reach an agreement on nuclear weapons. During a visit on International Peace Day yesterday, Douglas lashed out at the organization for not addressing the nuclear... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson in a see-thru. Kinda.

September 22, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I guess sometimes you see what you want to see, and I think these pictures that were classily labeled READ MORE

Jessica Biel to be naked again soon

September 21, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In honor of the Jessica Biel / Gear magazine pictures that our sister site Gorilla Mask put up yesterday, more news now on Jessica Biel and her impossibly hot and naked body. Her next movie, London, features Biel as... READ MORE

Everyone is sick of Tom Cruise

September 21, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Page Six is reporting that Steven Spielberg is still angry that Tom Cruise spent most of the early summer ranting about psychology, scientology and Ritalin during the press tour when he was supposed to be promoting War of the... READ MORE

Random Hollywood casting notes

September 21, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

the next James Bond movie – Paul Haggis, the screenwriter for Million Dollar Baby and writer/director of Crash, is currently rewriting the script for Casino Royale and he tells the Hollywood Reporter: “We’re trying to reinvent Bond. He’s 28:... READ MORE

Nip / Tuck is back tonight

September 21, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Today was cringe-worthy slow in entertainment stuff, so much so it lulled me to sleep and I only remembered like 4 minutes ago that Nip/Tuck was back tonight, and just like that, like a phoenix I rise from the... READ MORE

Kelly Ripa on a beach in Miami

September 20, 2005 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Ripa is so little that even if she somehow doubled in size one night, I READ MORE