Miley Cyrus is in trouble today for parking in a handicapped spot while at a pilates class in West Hollywood yesterday. “Them people have wheels and little go-carts,” Miley said later. “An they get to sit and relax on... READ MORE

Salvatore Ferragamo probably had everyone stand in front of this wall of roses last night at their launch party in New York, but if they were smart they made Courtney Love stay there all night. She’s like something that... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon already has a 12-year old daughter and an 8-year old son with her ex-husband Ryna Phillipe, but now she’s reportedly three months pregnant with her new husband, agent Jim Toth. What a slut! It seems this whore... READ MORE

The Denver Broncos have agreed to a deal with the New York Jets to trade Tim Tebow and a seventh round draft pick for a fourth and a sixth round draft pick. Tebow is not expected to replace Mark... READ MORE

Ever wanted to watch a middle-aged, former pop star in a stoned haze mumble her way through listless sex? Me neither, but we might be able to anyway, because Ray J (whose penis made it’s national video debut inside... READ MORE

Though she’s already 15 months pregnant, Jessica Simpson still has another 4 weeks until she’s due to give birth, and so that was the main topic when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night (video here). They talked about... READ MORE

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are “fucking idiots”, and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian... READ MORE

JWoww and Snooki were in Cancun this weekend, doing whatever the hell it is they do for MTV these days, and although J strutted around in a bikini (closeup picture of her mound and cellulite as she struggles up... READ MORE

Good news for the ne’er-do-wells of Hawaii and occasionally Colorado; Dog the Bounty Hunter is now Dog the Bounty hunter, so if he’s after you, all you have to do is walk briskly away. Go up a flight of... READ MORE

OWN, Oprah Winfreys new network which she of course named after herself, has been a much deserved failure, highlighted by the fantastically awful talk show hosted by Rosie O’Donnell. That was finally cancelled on Friday, thus giving staff members... READ MORE