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It's impossible to accurately measure the erection Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner achieves when he imagines coiffed Canadian politico Justin Trudeau as his natural born leader. Leave a generous tip for the hotel maid. Scraping cum off the drapes... READ MORE

Sharon Stone's fuckability in her new Instagram pictures is still up in the air. The fifty-nine-year-old actress assumes her working girl position in a bikini while on a boat in Montana. The region's diverse fauna never ceases to amaze... READ MORE

Emilia Clarke foregoes sex appeal in favor of Aileen Wuornos chic for the new cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. Wuornos if she face swapped with the Kim Cattrall of 2040. Making Clarke look anything other than highly fuckable is a challenge.

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In his current physical state, Johnny Depp couldn't assassinate a wingless bee. In his previous physical state, it would've been a fair fight. The bracelet jiggling wino and self-deluded hippy cowboy made an appearance at the Glastonbury arts festival... READ MORE

On this week's  Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder how career suicide might feel if you don't praise Wonder Woman, consider actual suicide as Kathy Griffin's best career option, lament a bit that Rolling Stone is now... READ MORE

Rolling Stone magazine is making a case for being more intellectually dishonest than the Huffington Post. Everybody needs a lamentable goal. Also an HR practice to 1099 as many 20-something white women out of Northeastern liberal arts colleges as... READ MORE

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast  we discuss how Emma Watson has climbed the charts to become the world's most annoying chick, root for Richard Patterson in his big dick murder defense, discuss... READ MORE

Emma Stone seems like one of the more likable young success stories in Hollywood. By all accounts she's easy-going and taking her fame and fortune with some amount of grounded humility. Yet no actress is escapable in the movie... READ MORE

There are lots of sexy social media posts this week, with Joanna Krupa doing the mannequin challenge in the nude, and Alicia Silverstone going viral by baring her butt for an animal rights ad. But the best nudes come... READ MORE

Jesus, PETA what now? It started with preventing ranchers from forcing farm animal genitals first into the extruder. We all winced and said, fine. Now it's no wool. That's fucking hair. READ MORE