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Brookstone Files For Bankruptcy, Closing All Stores

August 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Do you remember when you were a kid, and you would get an erection while sitting in the vibrating massage chairs at Brookstone? Me neither. This is just one of the many magical moments that can happen in... READ MORE

Home Alone Movie Getting A Ryan Reynolds Stoner Remake

August 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not exactly flabbergasted that Home Alone is getting a remake with a stoner spin since I live in a country where banning plastic straws can be considered great progress and a great accomplishment. Never mind the ever-growing packs... READ MORE

McGregor Lets UFC Know They Can Kiss His Blarney Stones

April 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dana White has been waiting for Conor McGregor to get his shit together for another UFC fight longer than most people have been waiting for Game of Thrones to return. Unfortunately neither has happened yet, and Conor is suffering... READ MORE

Sharon Has Stones

March 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sharon Stone has always come across as a bad ass bitch, and sometimes just a bitch, but she’s taking a stand that pretty much no one else dares to take on the recent wave of assault allegations in... READ MORE

Sharon Stone Thinks Sexual Harassment Is A Joke

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Certain situations get better with time as we evolve as a society together. But sometimes seeing that progression may rub certain celebrities the wrong way. In a world where everything with a vagina ever filmed or photographed is getting... READ MORE

Tamara Ecclestone Breastfeeding Three Year Old For Promotional Purposes (VIDEO)

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ecclestone's been featuring her brazen toddler nursing frequently as part of her shtick. It's a cynical attempt to thrust herself into real world mom discussions. 

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Emma Stone Versus Anxiety

September 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t understand how attractive women could have anxiety. Or how someone seven years of age could suffer from it. The list of problems anyone under the age of ten has to deal with are very short. Unless your... READ MORE

Emma Stone Defeats Wage Gap And Jennifer Lawrence

August 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing screams new age American values more than competing against someone that looks like you, and clawing yourself to the top. It's capitalism rebooted. But I'd rather see Emma Stone claw at Jennifer Lawrence in barely any clothes

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Emma Stone Battle of the Sexes in Marie Claire

August 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Emma Stone is one of those actresses that even people who hate people like. She’s a chick who can hang who happens to be model-gorgeous and weigh forty-five pounds. Because she snorted one time while laughing, Stone is... READ MORE

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