Pawn shop and Iowa neo Nazi hate rally Muzak supplier Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd was busted for DUI in Minnesota and blew a .310, which is over the legal limit for driving or even being considered a... READ MORE

Hipsters and racists are both awful to be around and take a lot from society without giving back, but rarely can one douche check both boxes. Christian Englander threw a banana peel at Dave Chapelle while he was performing... READ MORE

We’re going to keep doing this shows until Matt admits that he’s always wanted to be a woman who always wanted to be a man that doesn’t believe in gender labeling. So like three more weeks. This week’s episode... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian just gave her little teen sister permission to bang older men and it may be the most intelligent thing that’s ever come out of her mouth. I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was... READ MORE

Human butt polyp Shia LaBeouf was spotted yelling and getting physical with his girlfriend Mia Goth in Germany. The argument seemed to revolve around her taking his backpack. He later said he would have, “killed her” if he had... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t have time for the idiotic am I or am I not a lesbian celebrity crap. You’re fronting on Twitter while she’s boning women two at a time. Rodriguez rents a yacht literally called the Ecstasea off... READ MORE

Two teen sisters at an Atlanta Braves baseball game are being hailed as heroes by Lifetime viewers everywhere for busting a woman in the row in front of them for sexting a dude while her husband seated next to her was completely... READ MORE

Bobbi Kristina Brown passed away at twenty-two after six months in a coma, surrounded by her close friends and family, more commonly known as her killers. Normally you might blame a junkie for their their own damn bath tub drowning,... READ MORE

A Kardashian’s tits are her semaphores to the world that she’s ready to receive man juice in her cloacal. Kourtney Kardashian feels the urgency to do whatever the fuck it is it says in her script for this coming... READ MORE

New York magazine spent the past six months interviewing thirty-five Cosby accusers to fully document their assault stories then blended their portraits into one giant Fat Albert raped me collage. Give credit where credit is due, this is pretty fucking... READ MORE