Nikita Klaestrup is a chick who lives in Denmark and is active in conservative politics. This means she goes to official state functions bearing her tits and more than likely pockets enough phone numbers to win their crown in... READ MORE

Bygone era sitcom star Whitney Cummings claims she is 32 years old. If you believe that you’re probably convinced Oswald acted alone. A little white lie never hurt anybody particularly when it’s off base enough for a laugh. Sometimes... READ MORE

Thomas McDermott is the mayor of Hammond Indiana, which is just outside of Chicago but sometimes on a moonless night you can still hear the bullets flying. McDermott recently shut down a concert by serial firearms offender Chief Keef,... READ MORE

Things got serious between Heidi Klum and that young guy she’s been fucking for the past year when she dropped the “love’ word on social media. Heidi has been touring the Riviera with Vito the Cock to celebrate his twenty-something... READ MORE

Nina Dobrev was spotted bikining on a yacht and the result is pretty sexy. I wish my life consisted of lounging around on a yacht. Maybe if I looked like Nina and not like fat Seth Rogen then I... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner flashed a sizable diamond band on her left ring finger, fueling speculation that she’s not particularly smart but puts out like a champ. The concern for Kylie’s fake high school grad night elopement second only to the... READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin and cousin Ireland Baldwin mouth kissed on the red carpet of the Mission Impossible premiere because Ireland Baldwin was just cured of her booze and lesbianism and this was her first real test. You never know how... READ MORE

Dentist and big game hunter Walter Miller confused his daily practice grind with being a Make-a-Wish Foundation candidate and requested the chance to kill, skin, and behead Cecil the Lion. Cecil’s a regular in YouTube clips from visitors to the national... READ MORE

Katy Perry seems like she finished what she came here to do. Make a buttload of cash as Raffi with tits. The ongoing fake Twitter feud between Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and Perry speaks to Perry’s dispassion. She couldn’t... READ MORE

A West Virginia hooker is being credited with shooting a probable serial killer to death. Neal Falls answered an ad on Backpage, and showed up to the woman’s house, asked her “Live or die?” and began choking her. The... READ MORE