Steven Tyler is leaving 'American Idol'

Giving credence to the rumor that 'American Idol' will have three all new judges next season, Henifaa Yopez told the Today show this morning that "maybe it's time for me to go", and now Steven Tyler--who could have dragged this out for months to be the center of attention like some media whores--has released a statement saying it's definitely time for him to go. "After some long ... hard ... thoughts ... I've decided...read more

Adam Lambert might be one of three new judges on 'Idol'

Jennifer Lopez can't be bothered to tell Fox if she'll return as a judge for another season on 'American Idol' (even though she reportedly made up her mind to leave 2 months ago), but now E! say's that Steven Tyler and Randy Watson (typo that I'm keeping bc of this) might not be back either, and that Season 8 alum Adam Lambert is the popular choice to replace at least one of them. "Popular" in this case being a very...read more

Cheryl Cole might replace Jennifer Lopez on American Idol

It was just 12 months ago that the fantastic looking Cheryl Cole was all set to be a judge on 'the X Factor', and she was for a few episodes until Simon Cowell replaced her with Nicole Scherzinger. But now the New York Post says she's been approached about being a judge on ‘American Idol', which is even bigger than 'the X Factor', so you can go fuck yourself Simon. (Producers) reached out to Cole on Monday to see if...read more

Henifaa Yopez is leaving 'American Idol'

As was mentioned earlier, Jennifer Lopez has gone from the verge of obscurity to number 1 on the Forbes 100 in just 2 years, and she owes it all to 'American Idol' for making her relevant again. So naturally, despite the fact that the show desperately wants her back for a third season, they can go fuck themselves and she's just gonna bail. At least according to Marc Malkin of E!: While J.Lo has publicly said she has...read more

Steven Tyler is patriotic

They say that the national anthem is one of the hardest songs to sing, and yesterday at the AFC Championship game between New England and Baltimore Steven Tyler proved them right. He better watch out. Ray Lewis has stabbed people for less.read more

Tuesday morning headlines

JJ ABRAMS - has a new top secret movie project at Paramount, called Zanbato for now, with Japanese history and robotics as the major themes. One source described it as, "Swashbuckling robots with swords." Cool. So how long until someone points out that robots are made of sword-proof metal. (deadline) KANYE WEST - closed out Coachella Sunday night, and "delivered a grandiose, theatrical performance destined to be...read more

afternoon headlines

SKINS - is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it's child pornography. I don't think it is, but I haven't fucked a 15 year old since I was like 24, so maybe the laws have changed since then. (deadline) AMERICAN IDOL - on Thursday night was down 9 percent from Wednesday night,...read more

morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It's probably a good thing he didn't know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun) AMERICAN IDOL - is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest rated season in the shows history. And this is crazy because everyone loves Jennifer Lopez so much. How could this have gone wrong? It's a real...read more

morning headlines

SUPERBOWL XLV - will have at least 13 ads for movies, including what should be the first real footage from Super 8 and Capt. America. No word yet on what PuppyBowl VII will have ads for. Dog food? (variety) RACHEL WEISZ - is the choice for the female lead in the new James Bond movie, which is weird bc she dates Daniel Craig, who of course plays James Bond. It's always a solid idea to make plans for a year from now...read more

Henifaa Yopez wont let her songs be sung on Idol

Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so needless to say that's exactly how she's acting at her new job as a judge on American Idol. Specifically, by telling contestants what songs they're allowed to sing. Celebuzz says… After hearing a few contestants mimic some of the 41-year-old singer's No. 1 hits, J-Lo is warning them not to sing her songs if they want to make it to the next round. "It was...read more

it's the new American Idol judges

'American Idol' officially announced Henniffa Yopez and Steven Tyler as their two new judges this afternoon, with Ryan Seacrest on the 'Idol' stage hosting a big announcement show, and Holy Shit is this thing boring. I starting watching it to see Lopez get announced, but then it dawned on me what I was doing and I stopped.read more

Jennifer Lopez is the new 'Idol' judge, a complete bitch

Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so when reports claimed her insane demands made it impossible for 'American Idol' to sign her as a judge this season, they seemed extremely believable. After all it was only 7 months ago that Sony records dropped her for the same reason. Because dealing with her pissy attitude wasn't worth it now that no one buys her records. But then yesterday, TMZ said,...read more

American Idol might still hire Jennifer Lopez

Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days. It's astounding, but TMZ says... ...contrary to some news reports, there has been no drama and no diva demands. As one source puts it, "It's been typical negotiating." We're told ... absent a...read more

Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER LOPEZ - was too big a bitch for 'American Idol' to deal with, and now she's tweeting pictures of her diamonds to… um, prove it, I guess. NOTE TO...read more

monday headlines

AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can't open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun) LADY GAGA - does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn't condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible...read more