Jennifer Lopez was actually "dumped" by American Idol

When word first got that Jennifer Lopez was talking about leaving 'American Idol' two months ago, some immediately speculated that it was simply a tactic to get a raise. But then she kept talking about spending more time with her family, and how hard it was for her to... read more

Jennifer Lopez has officially quit 'American Idol'

Everyone got the gist of this one from the headline, right? Thank God. Now here's Maggie Q at Comic-Con yesterday. THIS CHICK IS UNDERRATED! She should have been the new Catwoman instead of giant headed Anne Hathaway. Catwoman should be lithe. Anne Hathaway is clunky. I... read more

Mariah Carey "in serious talks" to judge American idol

Unfettered by their experience with demanding pain in the ass Jennifer Lopez, Us.com says ‘American Idol' producers want demanding pain in the ass Mariah Carey to replace her as a judge next season. If anyone could handle her it should be Randy Jackson (he's her manager)... read more

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Steven Tyler is leaving 'American Idol'

Giving credence to the rumor that 'American Idol' will have three all new judges next season, Henifaa Yopez told the Today show this morning that "maybe it's time for me to go", and now Steven Tyler--who could have dragged this out for months to be the center of... read more

Adam Lambert might be one of three new judges on 'Idol'

Jennifer Lopez can't be bothered to tell Fox if she'll return as a judge for another season on 'American Idol' (even though she reportedly made up her mind to leave 2 months ago), but now E! say's that Steven Tyler and Randy Watson (typo that I'm keeping bc of this)... read more

Cheryl Cole might replace Jennifer Lopez on American Idol

It was just 12 months ago that the fantastic looking Cheryl Cole was all set to be a judge on 'the X Factor', and she was for a few episodes until Simon Cowell replaced her with Nicole Scherzinger. But now the New York Post says she's been approached about being a judge... read more

Henifaa Yopez is leaving 'American Idol'

As was mentioned earlier, Jennifer Lopez has gone from the verge of obscurity to number 1 on the Forbes 100 in just 2 years, and she owes it all to 'American Idol' for making her relevant again. So naturally, despite the fact that the show desperately wants her back for... read more

Steven Tyler is patriotic

They say that the national anthem is one of the hardest songs to sing, and yesterday at the AFC Championship game between New England and Baltimore Steven Tyler proved them right. He better watch out. Ray Lewis has stabbed people for less. read more

Tuesday morning headlines

JJ ABRAMS - has a new top secret movie project at Paramount, called Zanbato for now, with Japanese history and robotics as the major themes. One source described it as, "Swashbuckling robots with swords." Cool. So how long until someone points out that robots are made of... read more

afternoon headlines

SKINS - is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it's child pornography. I don't think it is, but I haven't fucked a 15 year old... read more

morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It's probably a good thing he didn't know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun) AMERICAN IDOL - is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest... read more

morning headlines

SUPERBOWL XLV - will have at least 13 ads for movies, including what should be the first real footage from Super 8 and Capt. America. No word yet on what PuppyBowl VII will have ads for. Dog food? (variety) RACHEL WEISZ - is the choice for the female lead in the new... read more