Sony Boss Canning Date Arrives

February 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not the insider Brentwood black jokes about Obama that kill you, it’s their discovery by the public. Amy Pascal finally got her walking papers from Sony pictures in no way related to hacked emails made public showing what... READ MORE

Sony Won’t Back Down After Total Surrender

December 22, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As Amy Pascal tried to hide in Manhattan, Sony announced it would not bow down to terrorists. When making a bold statement of resolve, it is important to first bend over and allow your opponent to fuck your repeatedly... READ MORE

North Korea Just Went Ameri-Can-Do on America

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

America used to be the enterprising bad-asses on the the block. The John Wayne drawling and piece-carrying peace makers who capture the horse thieves then made love to the beautiful women while still stinking of the range. Now we’ve... READ MORE

Sony Has Some Problems

December 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some part of me says we shouldn’t be reading other people’s stolen emails. The other part says, fuck that, I hate people in general and powerful annoying people most of all and I’d take any chance to see them... READ MORE

Sony Chief Tips Sharpton and Jackson for Black Forgiveness

December 12, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amy Pascal, the co-chair of Sony, has initiated a heartfelt strategy of carefully worded mea culpas, and a briefcase full of hundreds to Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to serve as reparations for her emails containing blatantly racist remarks... READ MORE

Chris Rock Was Basically Right About Hollywood

December 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ever since Not North Korea hacked into Sony Pictures emails, we’ve learned more about Hollywood than the entire history of tell-all books and scathing magazines articles and memoirs. Turns out, Hollywood is a petty place with petty people piling cash into... READ MORE