The Day the Music Should’ve Died

By Lex September 22, 2014 @ 2:37 PM

Ariana Grande Preforms In Sheer Leotard At IHeartRadio Music Festival
I don’t speak crazy, but if I did, I’d have Twitter alerted those whackadoo Islamic radicals to attack Satan right in the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Something that takes out the evil sounds of the Western world’s crap producing musical powerhouses. They were all there in Vegas over the weekend. Lip synching mannequins creating future regret-filled memories for our nation’s youth. Maybe even crappier pop music would rise from the ashes. But maybe there’d be a dude who can actually play guitar, and one who can sing without choral support, and one who can drum who would take their place. It’s all just a dream I suppose. No way the bad guys get across our borders.

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Ariana Grande Has No Life Coach And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 22, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

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Ariana Grande’s life coach quit because Ariana is so insufferable. What kind of impossible bitch do you have to be for your life coach to quit on you? What she needs is some counseling from the “shut the fuck up and go sit in the corner” school of psychology. I had that from K-12 and I came out a perfect egg.

Find out why Ariana can’t even pay people to be around her. (Dlisted)

I see London, I see France, I see Taylor Swift’s underpants. (Drunken Stepfather)

Just how much of a loser is Aaron Carter, you may ask? A big one. (Huffington Post)

Check out Courtney Stodden’s tits at some pussy film festival or something. (Hollywood Tuna)

You know when you are a reporter and you quit on the air to go sell weed… (TMZ)

Hermione goes to the United Nations to talk about the growing influence of Voldemort. (COED)

Do you want to see Emanuela de Paula in a bikini? Well, you’re in luck! (Popoholic)

Ariana Grande Cares About The Animals

By Travis January 23, 2014 @ 1:04 PM

Singer and miniature Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande was spotted wearing a PETA shirt while on her way to the recording studio yesterday, and I don’t like to label tiny celebrities with stereotypes, but I’m guessing that she’s less of a paint-thrower and pit bull euthanizer and more of a girl who thinks buying a shirt means saving puppies and kittens. Her allegiance with the animal activist group is interesting, though, because she recently claimed that she “wears more fake hair than every drag queen on Earth,” but I’ll assume to her credit that it’s real human hair and not from slaughtered horses. I tried to ask her while she was walking, but then a hawk flew by and scooped her up.

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