Hey. What’s up. It’s me, Brendon. And between Tyler and some other sites I’ve written online non-stop for almost 7 years. That’s how I’ve learned to do such electrifying openings like this one. Anyway, I finally took a break... READ MORE

Welcome to only the second time Nicki Minaj has ever gotten her own post here. The first was when she said good morning to America using her nipples and now she’s wearing a bikini with a bottom made of... READ MORE

I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots.... READ MORE

Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of... READ MORE

Ashley Hart’s sister is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model named Jessica Hart, whereas Ashley’s credits only include who the hell cares because she’s doing cartwheels in a bikini in front of the paparazzi. I’m not dumb enough to think... READ MORE

I noticed that Lola Ponce has never been featured on the site, most likely just because she’s an Argentine singer with no discernable American credits. In an effort to correct this egregious omission and in the spirit of international... READ MORE

Sheryl Crow, who is 50, spent the morning on the beach in Maui with her son Levi, and according to the photo agency, “Crow looked stunning in a two-piece bikini.” Foolishly, I called their bluff and opened the pictures.... READ MORE

Megan Fox is back in Hawaii today, and back in a bikini, which is even better, because she looks fantastic. The only bad news is that she seems reluctant to go in the water. There’s a word for girls... READ MORE

UFC ring girl and Playboy covergirl Arianny Celeste was on the beach in Miami this weekend, and you might think that guy with her is some MMA badass, but he’s not. He’s just a normal guy. Which I wish... READ MORE

Michael Bay began work on his new commercial for Victorias Secret today in Miami, and so far at least, he really seems to be capturing the grandeur of skinny white foriegn girls standing around. (image source of candice swanepoel,... READ MORE