Who came up with the ground rule that a chick can't show her tits on camera, but grabbing the shit out of her implants provides sexually graphic cover. Your snatch is visible. Let's cover that up with a water... READ MORE

Britney Spears appeal lies in her Stockholm Syndrome distant stare. Even in her staged backyard bikini videos she looks like she's performing in a female progressive ISIS hostage video with a guy in a head rag stage right holding... READ MORE

This model chick did what you're supposed to do when your battling a hundred other super hot bikini models for a relatively sparing amount of fame and fortune. She started doinking a pop star. Cody Simpson. I don't know... READ MORE

April Love Geary posted a whole bunch of vacation photos of her tits and ass to remind the world why she gets to have Robin Thicke in his vests laying on top of her each night. It's like a... READ MORE

Models now routinely maintain eponymous websites where they deliver health and fashion and lifestyle advice based on the fact that they're in their 20's and really good looking. You could waste a ton of tuition dollars and work training... READ MORE

I hate when people start celebrating Red Nose Day early. Red Nose Day is May 26, a day designated to celebrate a photo of a white guy hugged by half a dozen starving African kids. Not an entire week... READ MORE

There may be something to all those celebrities lying about medical issues so they can use surrogates to birth their offspring. Breeding is the beautiful miracle of life, but a motherfucker on your abdominals. You can always spot the... READ MORE

There are certain signs you're never going to catch on in the social media age. Or just one sign. You're over twenty-five. In this dystopian Instagram age, you're dead as soon as you stop growing. Anatomically. Who shall sing... READ MORE

Tanya Burr is the YouTube and Instagram shit in England. Her fashion and lifestyle channels consume the attention of every single British chick not sporting an overbite and singing sad songs in a pub. Burr offers up gems of... READ MORE

Stina Sanders was rising in her modeling career until she agreed to perform a social experiment where she only posted untouched, no makeup, no tits photos to her Instagram account. Sort of like that social experiment where you step... READ MORE