Chelsea Clinton Contributes To Illuminati Pool

Chelsea Clinton's husband Marc Mezvinsky just defrauded a bunch of investors and the country of Greece out of $30 million. He used to work for Goldman Sachs. Sachs pays his mother-in-law $250,000 a pop for twenty minute speeches reminiscing about great women's golf games of the past.

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Chelsea Clinton Gets Paid Okay

Nobody really cares that NBC is paying Chelsea Clinton $600,000 a year to do basically nothing as their correspondent. They let her do a few feel good story segments a year about cute animals or people overcoming poverty, mostly just voice over work where she tries desperately not to sound annoying. Okay, Fox News cares. As guardians at the gate of traditional journalism, the vaunted news outlet is on the Nights Watch...

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I Take Back Every Mean Thing I Ever Took Back About Chelsea Clinton

Back in the last millenium, it was all the rage to pick on Chelsea Clinton. Mostly because she looked like the Spaniel mix left unadopted at the pound. But also I guess because some people hated her dad. But there were those of us so refined, so pure of heart, and so incredibly pussy-whipped by young girlfriends, that we talked down those nasty Chelsea jokes. We refused to guffaw or snicker at Chelesea's expense. We...

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