Chelsea Clinton Justly Compensated

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill and Hillary Clinton at some point decided they needed to have a kid to further their political careers. He then wistfully grinned and she cackled in delight as they drew up plans of world domination with their prop... READ MORE

Chelsea Clinton Cosmo Puff Piece Promotes Rape Culture

September 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every Presidential candidate as their go-to ball licking media outlets. The Clintons have Hearst and their New York women's magazines in the pocket. Daughter Chelsea was scheduled up with a softball spread about her mom in Cosmopolitan but became... READ MORE

Chelsea Clinton Contributes To Illuminati Pool

June 20, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chelsea Clinton's husband Marc Mezvinsky just defrauded a bunch of investors and the country of Greece out of $30 million. He used to work for Goldman Sachs. Sachs pays his mother-in-law $250,000 a pop for twenty minute speeches reminiscing... READ MORE

Chelsea Clinton Gets Paid Okay

June 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody really cares that NBC is paying Chelsea Clinton $600,000 a year to do basically nothing as their correspondent. They let her do a few feel good story segments a year about cute animals or people overcoming poverty, mostly... READ MORE

I Take Back Every Mean Thing I Ever Took Back About Chelsea Clinton

March 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Back in the last millenium, it was all the rage to pick on Chelsea Clinton. Mostly because she looked like the Spaniel mix left unadopted at the pound. But also I guess because some people hated her dad. But... READ MORE