Chris Pratt Engaged To Random Mangled Whore With Jesus’ Blessing

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Today we remember Anna Faris, because there's no way her poor heart is going to be able to weather the news of her ex Chris Pratt getting engaged to some random mangled whore. Well actually the woman Pratt is... READ MORE

Chris Pratt Believes Christ Belongs In Hollywood

September 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Contrary to popular opinion, Chris Pratt still believes that there’s Christianity to be found in Hollywood. You just have to look really hard under a rug somewhere. I mean there was even a pedophile-themed, oops, I mean Pope-themed Met... READ MORE

Anna Faris Is Damaged Goods And Done With Marriage

April 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Get divorced once, shame on the other person. Get divorced twice, shame on you. Anna Faris is done with love because she doesn’t make the best decisions when it comes to picking men to marry. Surprisingly she’s just as... READ MORE

Chris Pratt’s Prayers Heal Heart Attacks

February 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chris Pratt should probably go back to being the same Pratt on the couch of Parks and Recreation. Or at the very least keep his mouth closed when it comes to wishing Kevin Smith the best after a heart... READ MORE

Anna Faris Sideboob Seems Purposeful

December 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point when you're married to an actor who's spending four months filming romantic scenes with a young blond who digs weed and makes toilet jokes you have to concede he's probably fucking her. READ MORE

Anna Faris Owes Five Grand For Her Starving Chihuahua

November 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any story regarding Anna Faris or husband Chris Pratt must begin with, they are so super cool and chill for Hollywood. People blurt it out reflexively. It must be true. And not in the way everybody said the same... READ MORE



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