Five more pictures of David Carradine, taken during his autopsy in Bangkok shortly after the now famous Thai tabloid photo, are reportedly on the market. Radar Online says…
All of the photos show Carradine nude and strapped to a metal coroner’s table with the autopsy incision plainly visible.
The photos have been offered for sale around the world, although no one has yet purchased them.
I’m surprised no one has offered to buy the pictures. It’s weird obviously but that never stopped this kind of thing before. Hopefully no one ever will and spare the family this extra humiliation. I’ve never masturbated because it’s a sin but if I had and then I died with a rope around my nuts and then someone took pictures of it, I would be outraged.
I don’t know who’s in charge of handing out gold medals for opening paragraphs but I dare you to do better than the New York Post…
A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his family’s lawyer.
Aha! I knew it!
…attorney Mark Geragos suggested that Carradine may have been killed as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld.
The lawyer said the actor’s family refuses to believe he died in a sadomasochistic sex stunt gone wrong — despite his being found naked with a rope tied around his neck, wrists and genitals.
The bizarre claim was made on “Larry King Live” on CNN Friday after a panel member said, “David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies.”
“What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts,” he continued. “And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look.”
I hope this works because it will be awesome to blame some secret society every time I get caught being a pervert. “The Free Masons planted those panties, and a coven of witches hexed my computer to download ‘Oops I Swallowed Again’ “.
After dancing around the obvious yesterday, it’s finally be stated officially by police in Thailand that David Carradine might have died as the result of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Radar reports…
“There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied to his genitals, and the two ropes were tied together and they hung in the closet,” Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said, the Times Online reported. “Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide.”
TMZ adds that Carradines family thinks foul play was involved.
Chuck Binder, Carradine’s manager, tells us he firmly believes Carradine did not take his own life — nor does he think David died accidentally. Binder says the family has been told Carradine’s hands were immobilized by the rope.
Well, I mean, c’mon. He wasn’t murdered. It was whores. And I’m not gonna lie to you. I’ve seen better ideas. If you’re trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it’s possible you didn’t really think this plan all the way through.
When the news first broke that David Carradine was found dead, hanging from a closet in a hotel in Bangkok, the BBC was the first to suggest that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. The second paragraph of their original article said…
Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.
“Genitals” (editors note - *teehee*) was later changed to “other parts of his body.” But now TMZ says a rep for Carradine is officially calling the death “accidental.”
Carradine’s body was found nude, hanging in a closet. David’s rep added, “We can confirm 100% that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock.”
Well, if he was hanging, and it wasn’t suicide, and he wasn’t in Mike Tysons playroom with it’s tentacle-like treadmill chords, and he wasn’t fighting Bruce Willis on a stairwell, that pretty much leaves jacking off. At best. At worst he was with some whores. Although that sounds pretty cool too. His penis died while exotic ladies strung him up with ropes. His penis was like Indiana Jones.
“Kill Bill” star David Carradine was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room yesterday. At this time there are conflicting reports as to how he died, but at least one source is saying it was suicide. MSNBC says…
A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He says Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.
The Web site of the newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room and is believed to have committed suicide.
Thankfully he was in Bangkok to film a movie, because that’s the only good reason a white guy would travel alone to Bangkok. Details are still really sketchy at this point, but I assume the movie was a Big Mommas House sequel. I would definitely do what David did if I had to live through that every day.
