Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you're going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That's the X on your treasure map of excitement. I'm not sure how many names 1OAK crossed off their list as unavailable before they hit the lesser accomplished members of the McCarthy and Wahlberg families. Clearly you've been turned down by senior management in ISIS...

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Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain Deads. Or, just Jenny Loves Donnie. Read all about Jenny McCarthy's new shit show. (The Superficial) Are you ready for a new Tila Tequila sex tape? No, me neither. (TMZ) Naya Rivera hates on Kim K...

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Jenny McCarthy Finally Married, Again

Fuck you for telling a lady on her wedding days she can't feel like a virgin. Jenny McCarthy looked like an angel with silicon tits at her marriage over the weekend to the less successful Wahlberg brother. While celebrity marriages face long odds, celebrity marriages where both spouses have clear calendars until their iPhones stop counting stand a remarkably good chance at success. Mark Wahlberg was unable to attend...

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Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it's just that he likes being the only asshole in the room and doesn't want to share the spotlight. Read all about Marky Mark's feely feelings. (Dlisted) Playmate April Summers has some big 'ol titty balls. (COED) "The Jersey...

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Are Polished Up Like Fruit

Weddings always make me cry. I'm a sucker for true love. And if this world can't stop for a minute and recognize the romance between a topless model who technically never once told moms not to vaccinate their kids and a guy whose brother has been good in three out of twenty-four films he's made, then why the fuck is it spinning in its first place? That's rhetorical. Where's my fucking hanky. Photo Credit: Shape...

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Jenny McCarthy Is Marriage Material

Jenny McCarthy has a new ring on her finger. And, no, it's not the platinum band to signify her millionth child kill through ardently promoting the spread of preventable infectious disease. She's engaged to Donnie Wahlberg, the former New Kids on the Block performer and present day, Police Detective #5 on numerous TV shows. Still, he's Mark Wahlberg's brother which makes him a definite catch by just a degree of...

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Donnie Wahlberg Has Settled For Jenny McCarthy

At first, when I read that Donnie Wahlberg is now dating Jenny McCarthy and was her date to the Dancing With the Stars charity event on Saturday, I thought to myself, "This guy's a surprisingly successful actor after he spent most of his younger years as the wannabe hard ass douchebag in a boy band filled with other generic douchebags, so why the fuck is he with a washed up, worn out attention whore like her?" But...

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