Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

February 16, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you’re going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That’s the X on your treasure map of excitement. I’m not... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

November 13, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Finally Married, Again

September 1, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck you for telling a lady on her wedding days she can’t feel like a virgin. Jenny McCarthy looked like an angel with silicon tits at her marriage over the weekend to the less successful Wahlberg brother. While celebrity... READ MORE

Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

September 1, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it’s just that he likes being the... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Are Polished Up Like Fruit

May 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Weddings always make me cry. I’m a sucker for true love. And if this world can’t stop for a minute and recognize the romance between a topless model who technically never once told moms not to vaccinate their kids... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Is Marriage Material

April 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy has a new ring on her finger. And, no, it’s not the platinum band to signify her millionth child kill through ardently promoting the spread of preventable infectious disease. She’s engaged to Donnie Wahlberg, the former New... READ MORE

Donnie Wahlberg Has Settled For Jenny McCarthy

August 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At first, when I read that Donnie Wahlberg is now dating Jenny McCarthy and was her date to the Dancing With the Stars charity event on Saturday, I thought to myself, “This guy’s a surprisingly successful actor after he... READ MORE