Eminem Still Gaybaiting

December 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Eminem isn’t pumping the brakes on the last few miles of what I’m guessing he’s classifying as the continuation of his career. He clearly had no idea which fan base to cater to until recently. 


Eminem Wins Greatest Rapper Of All Time

October 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The inverted affirmative action rapper Eminem just won employee of the month indefinitely in Hip Hop. Stand up straight as you salute Sir Slim Shady as the greatest rapper of all time. 


Suge Knight Tried to Off Eminem (VIDEO)

August 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to a former Eminem bodyguard now trying to get a movie deal, Suge Knight ordered a hit on Eminem at the 2001 Source Awards. Outside of completely unreliable ex-bodyguard first hand accounts, the best supporting evidence being that tons of rappers tried to kill other rappers at the Source Awards in the early 2000’s.


Eminem Is Pissing People Off Again And Shit Around The Web

November 12, 2014 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Hey! It’s fifteen years ago and Slim Shady is pissing people off. In a new song he says he wants to punch Lana Del Rey like Ray Rice did to his wife and people are in a tizzy about it because it’s controversial and dangerous talk and not at all designed to garner media attention […]


Eminem’s Daughter Crowned Homecoming Queen

October 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All I really know about Hailie I learned from Eminem rap songs about wanting to kill her mom, or his own mom, or do something violent to somebody in honor of Hailie. I just wanted to find Hailie and hug her and tell her that her little angry father was just speaking his peace, grabbing […]


Eminem Calls Khloe the Ugly Kardashian in New Single

August 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Talk about piling on. Just when Khloe Kardashian is pushed to the limit on her limited IQ saintly caring for her maybe or maybe not drug addicted husband, Eminem comes along and drops this verse in his new single, Berserk: “They say that love is as powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam. All I know […]