Suge Knight Tried to Off Eminem (VIDEO)

According to a former Eminem bodyguard now trying to get a movie deal, Suge Knight ordered a hit on Eminem at the 2001 Source Awards. Outside of completely unreliable ex-bodyguard first hand accounts, the best supporting evidence being that tons of rappers tried to kill... read more

Eminem Is Pissing People Off Again And Shit Around The Web

Hey! It's fifteen years ago and Slim Shady is pissing people off. In a new song he says he wants to punch Lana Del Rey like Ray Rice did to his wife and people are in a tizzy about it because it's controversial and dangerous talk and not at all designed to garner media... read more

Eminem's Daughter Crowned Homecoming Queen

All I really know about Hailie I learned from Eminem rap songs about wanting to kill her mom, or his own mom, or do something violent to somebody in honor of Hailie. I just wanted to find Hailie and hug her and tell her that her little angry father was just speaking his... read more

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Eminem Calls Khloe the Ugly Kardashian in New Single

Talk about piling on. Just when Khloe Kardashian is pushed to the limit on her limited IQ saintly caring for her maybe or maybe not drug addicted husband, Eminem comes along and drops this verse in his new single, Berserk: "They say that love is as powerful as cough... read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there's not a lyric about his semen being "face bound", now would be the time to add it. (the sun) ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at... read more

wednesday headlines

LARRY KING - announced his retirement last night and 'Americas Got Talent' judge Piers Morgan could sign a deal to replace him as early as today. King had no comment about Morgan because CNN had already pushed him down the stairs and locked the door behind him. (radar)... read more

hahaha, you suck chris brown

I don't mean to get all PC on everyone but I don't think you should hold women prisoner in your car and then punch them in the face 50 times. Maybe I'm old fashioned and can't relate to todays young people, but I think that's wrong. So I was angry when Chris Brown did ... read more

morning headlines

VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She's married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that dude? She might as well be married to Batman. (the sun) BAD... read more

Eminem was in on it

Scott Aukerman was the head writer at Sunday nights MTV Movie Awards, and while not thinking up uncomfortably awful jokes, he wrote on his blog that Eminem was fully in on the joke with Bruno, and it went down exactly as planned. The Sun UK says... But Scott insists... read more

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Bruno vs Eminem, part 4

Still no definitive answer as to whether Eminem knew Sacha Barron Cohen was going to 69 him on TV last night, but E! now has what is probably the most likely scenario… (Eminem) was aware that Brüno would be falling on him—but not while wearing a butt-baring thong. And... read more

It was staged! Or maybe not!

The LA Times makes some alarmingly stupid points to "prove" that Eminem was in on the joke last night when Bruno dropped into his lap at the MTV Movie Awards. Namely... 1. "It can't be a coincidence that the two forces met and cameras were poised to catch it perfectly on... read more

Eminem looks happy - update

Unless he magically learned how to act overnight, it would seem Eminem was not in on this joke. But it shouldn't be a problem. If there's one thing I know about the rap community, it's that they love a good joke. They love to laugh, those guys. Especially if the joke is... read more