Khloe Kardashian Re-Opens Her Vagina Today

July 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody said dating a Muslim rapper was going to be easy, but Khloe Kardashian never asked for easy. Khloe’s been respecting the Ramadan restrictions of her boyfriend French Montana these past month, including no sex of any kind, outside of whoever he’s fucking on the side, naturally. Khloe admits she’s been frisky without her Moroccan […]

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#asssscap

July 15, 2014 | celebrity | colin| 0 Comments

Khloe’s new boyfriend posted an Instagram photo of her Mothra egg shaped cans with the hashtag #asssscap. I can only imagine the look of pride on his face when he invented that hashtag. If any girl on Twitter sobbed to Khloe about her boyfriend posting her body part pictures online, Khloe would’ve bounced into action […]

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Khloe Kardashian Seems Blissful

July 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All Khloe Kardashian ever wanted was a famous black person with lots of jewelry to subjugate her and make O.J. some grandkids. Khloe’s always felt like the third wheel to her older sisters who were out there having sex on camera and making bastard babies and all the fun things the behaviorists who raised her […]

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Khloe Kardashian Has A Rapper Boyfriend Too

April 12, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian might be soupy in the intellect, but she knows what wins in the Kardashian family — dating thuggish black rappers into Versace. She tried following Kim’s lead into black athletes only to land the world’s biggest coke fiend. Now, she’s bagged French Montana who I immediately confused with Laurence Fisburne’s porn star daughter, […]

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