Khloe Kardashian Re-Opens Her Vagina Today

Nobody said dating a Muslim rapper was going to be easy, but Khloe Kardashian never asked for easy. Khloe's been respecting the Ramadan restrictions of her boyfriend French Montana these past month, including no sex of any kind, outside of whoever he's fucking on the... read more

#asssscap

Khloe's new boyfriend posted an Instagram photo of her Mothra egg shaped cans with the hashtag #asssscap. I can only imagine the look of pride on his face when he invented that hashtag. If any girl on Twitter sobbed to Khloe about her boyfriend posting her body part... read more

Khloe Kardashian Seems Blissful

All Khloe Kardashian ever wanted was a famous black person with lots of jewelry to subjugate her and make O.J. some grandkids. Khloe's always felt like the third wheel to her older sisters who were out there having sex on camera and making bastard babies and all the fun... read more

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Khloe Kardashian Has A Rapper Boyfriend Too

Khloe Kardashian might be soupy in the intellect, but she knows what wins in the Kardashian family -- dating thuggish black rappers into Versace. She tried following Kim's lead into black athletes only to land the world's biggest coke fiend. Now, she's bagged French... read more