Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let... READ MORE

Network television features about one-thousand shows in which formerly respected celebrities sit in chairs from Battlefield Earth and make poor assholes fight for fame and money. It's like producers realized that television was never going to get better than... READ MORE

  First off, this is fake news from the get-go. Plenty of men have handled the Jenndashians. Kind of the tentpole of their existence. You don’t want to downplay your strengths if your entire resume reads “Work Experience: Damp Hole.”... READ MORE