Asia Argento Is Not Interested In Helping Out Depressed Men

July 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let... READ MORE

America’s Got No Talent Trapeze Artist Falls On Her Stupid Face

July 18, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Network television features about one-thousand shows in which formerly respected celebrities sit in chairs from Battlefield Earth and make poor assholes fight for fame and money. It's like producers realized that television was never going to get better than... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner On Men Not Being Able To Handle Jenndashians And Keeping Her Relationships ‘Super Private’

July 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, this is fake news from the get-go. Plenty of men have handled the Jenndashians. Kind of the tentpole of their existence. You don’t want to downplay your strengths if your entire resume reads “Work Experience: Damp Hole.”... READ MORE