Sarah Larson isn't ugly or anything, but it's still a little surprising that George Clooney went from obsession worth kitty like Krista Allen and Lucy Liu to this. She's okay. I guess. One thing for sure is that she's hated by whoever was in charge as she walked the runway last night for Ashley Paige show at LA Fashion Week. She's looked much better in the past (like here) and they put her next to this chick who has a hot ass, and that wasn't very nice, but really it's the makeup, specifically her eyebrows. She looks like a old timey villain, the kind who ties bundles of hissing dynamite to things, typically bridges or train tracks. Yeah baby, that shit is hot.
An 18-year-old waitress from Essex, England may be on the verge of a three million dollar record deal after being plucked from obscurity with the help of George Clooney. The Independent says:
Two weeks ago she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, cleaning tables for £7 an hour to make ends meet - but now Victoria Hart is set to sign a £1.5m record deal with one of the world's most prestigious labels.
It took just one recommendation - from a friend who saw her singing one night in south-west London - for the aspiring jazz musician to land a dream gig singing for the stars aboard George Clooney's yacht in Cannes. Clooney was hosting the party on his £80m yacht to raise money for humanitarian aid in Darfur.
The next thing she knew the 18-year-old from Essex, who describes herself as "just a little blonde girl," was being fought over by record giants EMI, Universal and BMG, who are all touting her as the next big thing in the world of jazz.
She's never go anywhere in jazz with a name like "Victoria Hart". She needs a crazy jazz name like Peek-A-Boo Morton or Honeypot Wilder, something like that. I don't know anything about jazz, but from what I can tell, that's the most important thing. Being able to write a song that doesn't make me wanna kill myself appears to be a distant distant second.
George Clooney, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia and Ellen Barkin worked the annual Cinema Against AIDS dinner at the Cannes Film Festival last night, and while they helped auctioned off a seven day trip on a yacht, host Sharon Stone volunteered them for even more. People says:
As Clooney and his castmates auctioned off a seven-day Mediterranean getaway on a private boat, Stone announced: "If you bid, one of these guys will come down and touch you. And you can choose which one."
But the choice was clear. With flourish – and on stage – Clooney promptly kissed the lucky girlfriend of the winning bidder, who'd ponied up $350,000.
I'm so relieved to see that, even when blindly volunteering for something like this, the girl George Clooney has to kiss turns out to be super super super hot. I was worried he might forget for one second about his fabulous life where he owns Hollywood all day and bangs models all night. This reminds me of the kissing booth I set up when I was 12. Except mine had more refunds and crying.
George Clooney is the Sexiest Man Alive - At least according to AARP People magazine. Is there some shortage of Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about and that's why this guy has won twice now. According to my mirror, no, no there's not.
KFed is already broke - The Post says that Kevin is already struggling to survive, now that Birtney has shut down his credit cards and turned off his cell phones. The post says, “Federline is now scrimping where he can. He and his entourage of eight wannabe rappers showed up at downtown burlesque joint Corio for a comped dinner that would have cost him $1,200, a source tells us. An eyewitness at the next table reports, ‘He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch.’"
Holy Christ. This is already the greatest story ever. I can't wait for tomorrow. If there aren’t pictures of him wearing a bib and chasing a chicken I’m gonna be profoundly disappointed.
Angelina eats at McDonalds - I’m pretty sure my head would explode if I ever saw Angelina Jolie casually sitting down in a McDonalds, but there she was yesterday in India, taking a break … wait, why is there a McDonalds in India. Cows are like superheroes to those people. What the hell is goin on.
Renée Zellweger and George Clooney, who dated years ago and may have rekindled things at least for the night last February, had a romantic dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel last week. The New York Post says:
Zellweger had just come from the wedding of Vanity Fair West Coast editor Krista Smith to John Hafter and met Clooney at the restaurant where they "cuddled, held hands and then slow danced to the piano music," our spy said. Clooney's rep declined to comment, and Zellweger's rep didn't return calls.
But the Daily News says it was simply to talk casting for "Leatherheads," a football movie that Clooney will direct. Zellweger would play a chick who walks into things for two hours because she doesn’t open her god damn eyes. God that bugs me to no end.
