Clooney and Cindy Crawford's Husband Tequila Rich

George Clooney and the only other 50-something guy he could find in Hollywood almost as handsome as himself, former male model Rande Gerber, cashed out on their Casamigos Tequila company to the tune of one billion dollars. read more

An Old Man Made Some Babies and the World Is Going Crazy

George Clooney has fucked a hundred women. The last one he let keep the baby and the media and celebrity world has taken on the role of the incredibly doting Wise Men. read more

Clooney Having Batched Babies

While it is indeed troubling that the patriarch of the Duggar family full of child molesters will someday soon have two hundred grand children, let's not negate the fact that women unable to naturally conceive are being pumped full of embryos at an alarming rate. read more

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Clooney Leans In

George Clooney defended raising tens of millions of dollars for Hillary Clinton at weekend fundraisers for really rich people who have their nannies mule untraceable cash down to Panamanian banks. Clooney would've made a superior slick defense attorney. He has the... read more

George Clooney's All-White Films Continue Unabated

George Clooney just produced his fifteenth major motion picture. Guess how many have featured black actors in significant roles? That same zero goes for the half dozen feature films he's directed. Clooney and Damon and the affable progressive brat pack of wealthy and... read more

The All Female Ocean's Eleven Movie Nobody Wanted Is Coming

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean's Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help fund his wife's ISIS support picnics. Or upping... read more

George Clooney Made a Long Speech About Nothing

George Clooney is one of those guys who makes sure to announce he doesn't have the right to lecture you on anything, then spends the next thirty minutes heatedly exercising that right. Today, it's Hollywood backing down to North Korea. Or the parts of Hollywood who... read more

George Clooney Set to Marry The Hottie Jihadi

George Clooney is renting out everything in Venice above the waterline this weekend to marry human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin whom I suspect he will divorce quietly before I have a chance to spell her name correctly without Google. Amal has everything George could... read more

George Clooney Getting Good Mileage Out of Engagement

George Clooney always knows just the right moment to tell everybody why they're wrong and he's right. Usually it's just moments after he and Obama crossed streams peeing together in his vanity bathroom. Maybe some Senator was after Hollywood violence or some CEO made a... read more

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Senator George Clooney And Shit Around The Web

George Clooney announced that he wants to run for the Senate. Of the United States. Like, the real fucking Senate. I guess he saw Robert Redford do it in The Candidate and Kevin Spacey become the President in House of Cards and figured he's as good looking as Redford and... read more

Stacy Keibler Is So Happy For George Clooney

When news broke that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, the first thought on everyone's mind was almost certainly, "I wonder what Stacy Keibler thinks about this!" Of course, Stacy is now married to Jared Pobre and the couple is expecting a... read more

George Clooney Didn't Hold Back On The Ring

Word on the street is that George Clooney's new fiancée, Amal Alamuddin, finally broke the man who would never get married again by playing hard to get, which must have made all of his ex-girlfriends slap their foreheads in regret, thinking about how they all spread wide... read more