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Clooney Leans In

George Clooney defendedraising tens of millions of dollarsfor Hillary Clinton at weekend fundraisers for really rich people who have their nannies mule untraceable cash down to Panamanian banks.Clooney would've made a superior slick defense attorney. He has the confident smile of a man who knows he can fuck other men's wife. Rather than defending the $35K to $330K per plate buy-in to the events, Clooney redirectedthe...read more

George Clooney's All-White Films Continue Unabated

George Clooney just produced his fifteenth major motion picture. Guess how many have featured black actors in significant roles? That same zero goes for the half dozen feature films he's directed. Clooney and Damon and the affable progressive brat pack of wealthy and powerful OscarsSoWhite apologists have been rending garments over how poorly Hollywood promotes black actors. I would also make the argument, I don't...read more

The All Female Ocean's Eleven Movie Nobody Wanted Is Coming

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean's Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help fund his wife's ISIS support picnics. Or upping his feminist credentials, marred only by his fucking the shit out of fifty young women and dumping them when he got tired of their pussies. Or doing a...read more

George Clooney Made a Long Speech About Nothing

George Clooney is one of those guys who makes sure to announce he doesn't have the right to lecture you on anything, then spends the next thirty minutes heatedly exercising that right. Today, it's Hollywood backing down to North Korea. Or the parts of Hollywood who aren't one of his 597 important buddies. So I think he's mostly blaming a janitor at Warner Bros. What we don't need happening in any of our industries is...read more

George Clooney Set to Marry The Hottie Jihadi

George Clooney is renting out everything in Venice above the waterline this weekend to marry human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin whom I suspect he will divorce quietly before I have a chance to spell her name correctly without Google. Amal has everything George could want in a woman. She's young, attractive, has a working vagina, and despises the opulent West while still attending its swank parties and wearing...read more

George Clooney Getting Good Mileage Out of Engagement

George Clooney always knows just the right moment to tell everybody why they're wrong and he's right. Usually it's just moments after he and Obama crossed streams peeing together in his vanity bathroom. Maybe some Senator was after Hollywood violence or some CEO made a statement that didn't acknowledge a woman's right to abort her kids up until they graduated high school. George would enter like a superhero with a...read more

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Senator George Clooney And Shit Around The Web

George Clooney announced that he wants to run for the Senate. Of the United States. Like, the real fucking Senate. I guess he saw Robert Redford do it in The Candidate and Kevin Spacey become the President in House of Cards and figured he's as good looking as Redford and definitely fucked more women than Spacey, so why the hell not. Read more about the future senator Clooney's plans for world domination. (Defamer)...read more

Stacy Keibler Is So Happy For George Clooney

When news broke that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, the first thought on everyone's mind was almost certainly, "I wonder what Stacy Keibler thinks about this!" Of course, Stacy is now married to Jared Pobre and the couple is expecting a baby soon, but it's always very important that we hunt down every last girlfriend of every actor who gets engaged, and just really twist that knife...read more

George Clooney Didn't Hold Back On The Ring

Word on the street is that George Clooney's new fiancée, Amal Alamuddin, finally broke the man who would never get married again by playing hard to get, which must have made all of his ex-girlfriends slap their foreheads in regret, thinking about how they all spread wide on the first date. Naturally, the woman who was good enough to make the world's biggest bachelor finally give up on young models was going to be...read more

George Clooney Is Actually Engaged

Having long been one of Hollywood's leading authorities on how to point at any woman on the planet and instantly make her undress, it seems that George Clooney is finally doing the unthinkable and hanging up his bachelor pants. After the rumors that he kicked Stacy Keibler to the curb because she demanded marriage and a baby, Clooney has reportedly asked his British lawyer girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, to marry him...read more

Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn't be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his age. But based on the way that he was looking at and acting around his Gravity co-star, Sandra Bullock, at the Venice Film Festival yesterday, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility that...read more

George Clooney Thinks He's James Bond Now

It seemed kind of a strange that a very serious, well-respected A-list superstar actor like George Clooney decided to start appearing in commercials for Nespresso coffee products, but it makes sense because it's all part of Nestle's new PR campaign to import coffee from poor countries like Ethiopia, Kenya and the Sudan. The last one, of course, being the country that George spends most of his time trying to save from...read more

Stacy Keibler Said 'Shit' On Good Morning America (VIDEO)

Stacy Keibler was a guest on Good Morning America Tuesday, in the wake of George Clooney adding her name to his list of ridiculously hot ex-girlfriends. During a segment in which she wore a blindfold and put random things in her mouth – thanks for the call, GMA – Stacy accidentally let loose a little morning television "shit" bomb, for which she quickly apologized. She also claimed that the reason she and George...read more

George Clooney Is Done With This One

For the past two years, former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler thought that she could be the girl who could finally make George Clooney settle down and become a husband and father after roughly two decades of sticking his dick in everything from Los Angeles to Laos. Of course, she was probably wrong, as the Mirror reported yesterday that George and Stacy spent the 4th of July apart, and he is "quietly backing away from the...read more

Stacy Keibler can't take a hint

Three days ago it came out that George Clooney was ready to break up with Stacy Keibler, but here they are at the 'Argo' premiere in Beverly Hills last night. Did she not read the article? It had quotes and everything so it had to be true. In fact I bet she wasn't even invited to this, and she rode there on the bus and then had to run like 3 blocks to catch Clooney before he went inside. What a psycho.read more