Clooney Leans In

George Clooney defendedraising tens of millions of dollarsfor Hillary Clinton at weekend fundraisers for really rich people who have their nannies mule untraceable cash down to Panamanian banks.Clooney would've made a superior slick defense attorney. He has the confident... read more

George Clooney's All-White Films Continue Unabated

George Clooney just produced his fifteenth major motion picture. Guess how many have featured black actors in significant roles? That same zero goes for the half dozen feature films he's directed. Clooney and Damon and the affable progressive brat pack of wealthy and... read more

The All Female Ocean's Eleven Movie Nobody Wanted Is Coming

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean's Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help fund his wife's ISIS support picnics. Or upping... read more

George Clooney Made a Long Speech About Nothing

George Clooney is one of those guys who makes sure to announce he doesn't have the right to lecture you on anything, then spends the next thirty minutes heatedly exercising that right. Today, it's Hollywood backing down to North Korea. Or the parts of Hollywood who... read more

George Clooney Set to Marry The Hottie Jihadi

George Clooney is renting out everything in Venice above the waterline this weekend to marry human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin whom I suspect he will divorce quietly before I have a chance to spell her name correctly without Google. Amal has everything George could... read more

George Clooney Getting Good Mileage Out of Engagement

George Clooney always knows just the right moment to tell everybody why they're wrong and he's right. Usually it's just moments after he and Obama crossed streams peeing together in his vanity bathroom. Maybe some Senator was after Hollywood violence or some CEO made a... read more

Senator George Clooney And Shit Around The Web

George Clooney announced that he wants to run for the Senate. Of the United States. Like, the real fucking Senate. I guess he saw Robert Redford do it in The Candidate and Kevin Spacey become the President in House of Cards and figured he's as good looking as Redford and... read more

Stacy Keibler Is So Happy For George Clooney

When news broke that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin, the first thought on everyone's mind was almost certainly, "I wonder what Stacy Keibler thinks about this!" Of course, Stacy is now married to Jared Pobre and the couple is expecting a... read more

George Clooney Didn't Hold Back On The Ring

Word on the street is that George Clooney's new fiancée, Amal Alamuddin, finally broke the man who would never get married again by playing hard to get, which must have made all of his ex-girlfriends slap their foreheads in regret, thinking about how they all spread wide... read more

George Clooney Is Actually Engaged

Having long been one of Hollywood's leading authorities on how to point at any woman on the planet and instantly make her undress, it seems that George Clooney is finally doing the unthinkable and hanging up his bachelor pants. After the rumors that he kicked Stacy... read more

Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn't be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his age. But based on the way that he was looking at... read more

George Clooney Thinks He's James Bond Now

It seemed kind of a strange that a very serious, well-respected A-list superstar actor like George Clooney decided to start appearing in commercials for Nespresso coffee products, but it makes sense because it's all part of Nestle's new PR campaign to import coffee from... read more