Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

By Travis August 29, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn’t be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his age. But based on the way that he was looking at and acting around his Gravity co-star, Sandra Bullock, at the Venice Film Festival yesterday, it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility that he’s sleeping with her just for shits and giggles. That way, when he goes back to sleeping with three 19-year old models this weekend, he can joke, “The last broad I slept with was as old as all of you combined.”

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George Clooney Thinks He’s James Bond Now

By Travis August 02, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

It seemed kind of a strange that a very serious, well-respected A-list superstar actor like George Clooney decided to start appearing in commercials for Nespresso coffee products, but it makes sense because it’s all part of Nestle’s new PR campaign to import coffee from poor countries like Ethiopia, Kenya and the Sudan. The last one, of course, being the country that George spends most of his time trying to save from dictator Omar al-Bashir, which is why George is using his money earned from the commercials to keep a satellite over the Sudan.

“Most of the money I make on the [Nespresso] commercials I spend keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan to keep an eye on Omar al-Bashir [the Sudanese dictator charged with war crimes at The Hague]. Then he puts out a statement saying that I’m spying on him and how would I like it if a camera was following me everywhere I went and I go ‘well welcome to my life Mr War Criminal’. I want the war criminal to have the same amount of attention that I get. I think that’s fair.” (The Guardian)

That’s not to be confused, however, with his other satellite that orbits the Earth looking for really hot girls who just turned 18.

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Stacy Keibler Said ‘Shit’ On Good Morning America (VIDEO)

By Travis July 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM






Stacy Keibler was a guest on Good Morning America Tuesday, in the wake of George Clooney adding her name to his list of ridiculously hot ex-girlfriends. During a segment in which she wore a blindfold and put random things in her mouth – thanks for the call, GMA – Stacy accidentally let loose a little morning television “shit” bomb, for which she quickly apologized.

She also claimed that the reason she and George split wasn’t because she was pushing him to get married, which just further fuels my belief that she wasn’t willing to have an orgy with every Victoria’s Secret model. You have to give to get, Stacy.

George Clooney Is Done With This One

By Travis July 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

For the past two years, former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler thought that she could be the girl who could finally make George Clooney settle down and become a husband and father after roughly two decades of sticking his dick in everything from Los Angeles to Laos. Of course, she was probably wrong, as the Mirror reported yesterday that George and Stacy spent the 4th of July apart, and he is “quietly backing away from the relationship.” Translated: he’s knuckle deep in a fresh 18-year old.

But Stacy doesn’t seem to be too upset, because she posted a photo to her Instagram account of her and an unknown man. If I had to guess, his name is Wilt Chamberlain, because he’s the greatest rebounder of all-time.

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Stacy Keibler can’t take a hint

By brendon October 05, 2012 @ 3:15 PM

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Three days ago it came out that George Clooney was ready to break up with Stacy Keibler, but here they are at the ‘Argo’ premiere in Beverly Hills last night. Did she not read the article? It had quotes and everything so it had to be true. In fact I bet she wasn’t even invited to this, and she rode there on the bus and then had to run like 3 blocks to catch Clooney before he went inside. What a psycho.

George Clooney probably dumped Stacy Keibler

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 5:12 PM

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George Clooney had dated Elisabetta Canalis for over two years when she started talking about mariage in an interview with an Italian magazine. Two weeks later, they were done.

Two weeks ago, Stacey Keibler went to a big party at a jewelry store and tried on some engagement rings, and then the pictures of her were pretty much everywhere. Guess what that means.

The couple who’ve been hot and heavy for more than a year are still dating, sort of, but it’s anyone’s guess how much longer they will last.
An eyewitness who saw Keibler at a recent cooking event tells Confidenti@l that “she was acting really nervous and refused to talk about George.”
After another function last week, Keibler was tearful … Stricken with grief, Keibler was seen breaking down on and off throughout the day and needed to be consoled by her handler. The source also says she kept checking her phone for texts or calls from Clooney.
“They’re barely talking,” another snitch reveals. “She is worried that he may break up with her any day now.”

It can be really awkward when you’re trying to dump someone and they can’t get the hint. Eespecially if I cover my ears and yell “LA-LA-LA-LA” while running down the hall and locking myself in your bathroom.