It’s traditional to kiss your date as the clock strikes midnight on New Years Eve, so these pictures prove beyond a doubt that ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene was at this party with that hot brunette and later they went home and took all their clothes off and had hot girl-on-girl sex.
This doesn’t mean Ashley is gay, just that most girls her age are bi, and if a girl say’s she isn’t it just means she doesn’t have any hot friends. Otherwise she’d at least be curious. When I travel to high schools across the country for my motivational lecture series with todays young people, that’s the main point I try to get across. Be true to yourself, follow your heart, and if you’re a sexy girl with a hot friend, you two should make out.
Gwen Stefani is an important role model because she has a good body for a mom, but an even better role model would be a girl with a good body who doesn’t have any stupid kids. I don’t know if there’s been some kind of misunderstanding but the world has plenty of god damn kids. Enough already.
To make matters worse that dumb ass kid was in half of these pictures and was threatening to drag down my sexxxy website, so in the ones where I couldn’t crop him out I covered him with pictures of girls kissing. I think a reader sent this one in (hint hint).
It went pretty well, but by the end I got way more interested in girls kissing than Gwen Stefani and her flat chest, and to be honest I think it shows.
(source = fame pictures)
DAVID LETTERMAN - is denying a report in the Enquirer that his wife has thrown him out of the house as a result of the affairs he admitted to last month. If she does try to kick him out, he should give her a book about Scott Peterson. Remind her what’s up. (wonderwall)
NICOLE RICHIE - is married to Joel Madden, and has been for some time although no one knew it until today. Probably because no one gives a shit. (radar)
GIRLS KISSING - will never ever get old. At least until I die, and even then it will depend on where their hands are and if they’re using tongue or not. (college humor)
JANET JACKSON - holds Dr. Conrad Murray responsible for her brothers death because Murray gave Michael a powerful anesthetic shortly before he died. In an interview that will air Wednesday, she also says she thinks about him everyday. Especially last week when she raped a little boy. (popeater)
ELIZA DUSHKU - is sexy as hell, as you can see in some recent twitter pictures and by the thong she flashed while preparing for a bike ride with bf Rick Fox. He’s 6’7”, btw, and she’s 5’5”, so Eliza must be pretty easily relaxed. I’m 6’5” and I dated a girl who is 5’3”. During sex she looked like a unicorn.
In 2004, Paul Haggis won Academy Awards as screenwriter and directer of ‘Crash’ (hard to believe isn’t it) but he’s worked in Hollywood since the early 80s and been a Scientologist almost as long. Until this weekend at least, when he very publicly quit in a long and angry letter (read the whole thing here) posted on the Hollywood Reporter.
Haggis said he was furious that Scientology endorsed Prop 8 banning gay marriage in California, but the final straw was watching the head of Scientology on CNN denying that they force members to alienate friends and family who aren’t members. Haggis wrote…
“The interview lasted maybe ten minutes – it was just you and the newscaster. And in it I saw you deny the church’s policy of disconnection. You said straight-out there was no such policy, that it did not exist.
I was shocked. We all know this policy exists.
You might recall that my wife was ordered to disconnect from her parents
because of something absolutely trivial they supposedly did twenty-five
years ago when they resigned from the church. This is a lovely retired
couple, never said a negative word about Scientology to me or anyone
else I know – hardly raving maniacs or enemies of the church. In fact
it was they who introduced my wife to Scientology.”
I would be pretty scared right now if I were Paul Haggis. Hell I’d be scared if I were Paul Haggis and Paul Haggis was a 20-story dragon. Scientologists are god damn crazy. But this is his problem now. Also “his problem” is that he’s a 60-year-old bald ginger, and I didn’t want him fuggin up my sexy website.
So instead of pictures of him, here’s 34 pictures of girls kissing (26 more starting here). Some of these are amazing. I can’t stop staring. In fact my house has been on fire for over an hour. I should probably see what’s going on with that.
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Charlize Theron took part in a charity auction for OneXOne last night, and ended up kissing another girl who paid $140,000. OneXOne’s plan to get two girls to get it on for charity seems much better than my idea, which is to have two girls get it on in exchange for releasing them. Us magazine says…
…while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000.
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
I wonder if this would work with the cops when I pick up prostitutes. “Yes, I paid her then cried I mean gave her the best sex of her life, but she was holding a charity auction, and I was the big winner!” In a very real sense, I would be a hero in that scenario, and a truly amazing man.
(picture source = getty images)
